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Evening Dateless AssembleA woman at work just tried to sell us on the idea of bacon and banana sandwiches. Apparently she loves them. Weird.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:19,
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i would eat thatadd peanut butter and pepper jelly, too
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:21,
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Fat^Alright cavy? How's your anniversary panning out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:27,
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you're late on the newsI've been single for ages
also, officially not fat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:29,
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That was a ref to the sandwich really, you know I love youDidn't Fillias Foggy dump you on valentine's day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:32,
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nah, some other dudebut I don't celebrate dumping anniversaries.
Really do want that sandwich now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:33,
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I'd like any sandwich right nowExcept shit/knuckle/anchovy/tripe/Tarmac/cock or hair
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:41,
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Leave out the pepper jelly and i'd have a bit of that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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Elvis? I heard you were dead.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:58,
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I have heard of this before, I believe it to be 'Murkin' food(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:28,
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I'm on a train and I have beerWhat are you on and what do you have?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:28,
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I'm on a chair at work and I have to go and meet 'fanta pants'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:32,
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Is she taking you out for valentines day?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:40,
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I thought she didn't cook?Also will she handle meat for you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:43,
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Most people have only experienced the latter(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49,
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Battered forgot me :(Although that was probably a combination of his drink problem as well as how dull I am.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:23,
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We'll have an awkward pint one day(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:25,
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I forgot to say I dreamt about you last nightYou looked like the one with black hair from the hairy bikers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:42,
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I have a full head of brown hair and am not fat but thanks anyway xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:46,
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I can't control my sub conciousness What's is she cooking?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:49,
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lamb!Why was I in your dream? Did I shag you? I bet I did, thats exactly the sort of thing id do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:53,
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I'm on your mum and I have your dad's gin(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:39,
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No wonder his wife would rather fuck me(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:45,
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People are weird, they are also shit, annoying and stupid(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:53,
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Yep! Very ready for the weekend thoughHow's you, you big sexy bastard?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:59,
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Yes, what you up to cavy?Been photographing the nonsense weather?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:00,
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nah, it's just rain innit?I'm off for a hot chocolate with my friend in a bit.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:03,
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It's Friday night have a fucking Pernod or summit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:07,
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You live in wales, what could you possibility hit?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:13,
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I thought I had downloaded the news quizBut I've got the now show : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:01,
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Now there's a female "comedian" on :(((((((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:08,
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TggiAlright Jeffers what's up?
My sis has just bought a house in that there Bristol*
*offer accepted
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:12,
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You should invite Dozer down for the housewarming. But give him the wrong address.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 18:15,
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Happy Valuetimes Autisms.Love from /talk.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Feb 2014, 19:00,
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what's a good side for steak?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:06,
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that's that sorted thenI've got onion garlic cream brandy gorgonzola and mushrooms, I ought to be able to make a sauce at least.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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