It's Sunday and the sun is shining.
Sinkholes. Are you in an area that's at risk? Who's house/car/possessions would you like to see swallowed by a massive hole*. Do you live in a flood plain? If so, what motivated you to live in an area with the word 'Flood' in the description?
Alt: As there is no rain today, when are we expecting the hosepipe bans?
Altalt: I dunno, today's plans or summat.

*YM jokes are unacceptable.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 9:45, 30 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off, cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Altalt: YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Everybody's drowned, Dave.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:01, Reply)

blicks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Edgy.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:14, Reply)

fuck off, cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:16, Reply)

_|

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Just going to Bent for lunch.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:31, Reply)

to
for lunch
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:38, Reply)

Coooeee!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I can tell by the replies that there's a lot of love and forgiveness in this room
I'm going to pick up some friends now, then we're going to the pub.
Do try NOT to die in painful yet hilarious ways while I'm gone.
Laters
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:11, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Well this is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:28, Reply)

innit?
I am making pulled pork in the slowcooker and have recently had a bacon egg and mushroom sandwich. Highlight of my day so far.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Not a bad highlight.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Shit off pencil neck.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Alright Winders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Easy now J. E double F.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Today is an official do fuck all day.
Horizontal in front of the telly.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

What you watching?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Cartoons mate.
My daughter's choice, and secretly mine.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)

I'm watching 'Skyfall'
It ent very good
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

YMs not very good.
But we persevere. How's life froggy?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Good mate. Going to make a burger in a bit. You?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Tired. Bin a long week.
Was in Manchester for a work thing yesterday, went on the lash later and got a bit wobbly. Suffering now:(
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)

I felt a bit horrible this morning but lazing and pottering around the house has sorted that out. I'm getting a bit hangover prone as I get old. Sad times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)

^worn out from too much sexing :( ^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Look, I dunno what you young lads get up to these days, but when I'm hungover it's because I was drunk.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 16:40, Reply)

wanking to the test card

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Nobody told me
I've done stuff.
Rewarding myself with a sneaky pint now though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 16 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)