Good Morning World!

One of the 50 or so scheduled operations on my nephew to try and piece together the twatted jigsaw of his skeleton was a success yesterday!

My boss is starting the first day of his two week holiday today…and you know the old adage:

‘When the cat’s away…

the mice will do even less work then usual, (which isn't a fat lot to be honest) and will just fanny about on B3ta all damn day!”

This week was the first week I have attempted to have a lump at Fireflier’s matched betting scheme, and thanks to the Aston Villa result last night I am already swimming in £150 of pure sugary profit!

Also, whilst in the throes of drunken manly high fives and suchlike with the ‘Illustrious and growing ever more illustrious by the hour’ Captain Placid, He confirmed that we will both definitely be attending the bash on the 23rd!

Despite my protests of TMI, he assured me his balls will be ‘shaved to a glisten’ for the event.

*shudders*

Today is a good day. I hope to share the lurve with y’all. In fact, if you will forgive me a brief, undignified, overtly unkempt outburst of a celebratory gesture…

Woo!

*excites*

Right then *rubs hands together* what’s the new QOTW?

*checks*


oh…well you can’t have everything I suppose
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:25, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Woo!
And indeed yay all round! I suspected you might have bit much on your plate to worry about trivial stuff like money, but good to see it's working. Good news about the Neph.
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:30, Reply)

Yay
Good news about your nephew.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:31, Reply)

Cheers FF...

I know you're probably tired of hearing me thank you, but if it wasn't for your advice and support I would be most likely be nostril deep in the gambling world equivilant of dog's business by now...and have some burly Debt-collection gorillas tapping on my door with baseball bats.

Also, putting my efforts into MB helped me take my mind off Chris's situation, and that is worth more than the money.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 8:36, Reply)

*Big girly hugs*
Congratulations on your run of good luck and very very glad to hear your nephew prognosis is looking good considering the seriousness of the situation.


And especially glad to hear you will be at the bash. *glees*
( girlinthehole, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:03, Reply)

Great to hear
your nephew's op went well :)

Big girly hugs from me too (because I am actually a girl although most people seem to think I'm a guy :( ).
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:07, Reply)

@BGB...

I am usually bum-stretchingly unlucky, and, being me, never tire of boring the clayhole off everybody with my tales of woe.

On the other hand, I am also the first to acknowledge when I am having a run of good luck, and bore the chuff off everybody with my tales of joy.

In short. I am just boring.

@TGB...I am so sorry. for some reason I thought you were a bloke too. Happy to be wrong, I will see your hugs and raise you a snog.


mwwahh
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:29, Reply)

:)
Snogs in the morning always appreciated! mwwa back. I think your good mood is infectious I am feeling rather chipper now too!

Do I write like a guy? I'm not particularly fussed about it, more intrigued! It's because I play with cars isn't it? I am actually covered in oil today but luckily my boss is a car nut too and doesn't mind yayness.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:37, Reply)

Nings, Poo!
I missed whatever it was that happened to your nephew, but it sounds like it was extremely bad. So it's really good to hear that he's well on the road to recovery!

AND WOOYAY FOR DEFINITE BASH ATTENDAGE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:43, Reply)

Nice one Mr Flake
Firstly, good news that your nephew came through the first of his operations successfully. A small but important step in the right direction.

Secondly, good news on the scheme.

Thirdly, good to know you're going to the bash! I hope you can get down early as I have to be at my brother's farewell do in the evening - he's doing a Legless and buggering off to Australia in a couple of weeks.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:51, Reply)

*stocks up on tena ladies*
in anticipation of meeting Mr Flake IN THE FLESH :o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 9:59, Reply)

Indeedy...

Looking forward to seeing you either again, or for the first time.

Please try not to be too disappointed...and for those who have met me, well...it's too late for you.

Must dash, I've got a shit pun to post on the QOTW...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:05, Reply)

Ladies
You'll need more than Tena Ladies if Pooflake decides to bring *whisper* _Bernard with him...
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:09, Reply)

Oi, Tourettes!
It's been ages! How the me are you?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:20, Reply)

Woos and Yays!!!!!
I didn't think I could be more excited about the bash, but I am now!

Eeee, Rachelswipe is going to be right pissed off she can't make it.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:26, Reply)

Yo Poo!
I've already booked the time, planned the route and stocked up on the necessary things ,pharmaceuticals for the party, new strings for the guitars and tear-absorbent shoulderpads for all the disappointed females that will be devastated when they actually SEE your mutant visage and will need a manly shoulder to cry on.

On another note, how bad do you smell and how volcanic were your morning ablutions after last night's kebab?


MMMMMMMMMMM Kebab!

*Drools*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:33, Reply)

Woo! And Yay!
the 23rd is gonna be a bash and a half to remember.

I missed the stuff about your nephew pooflake, so I don't know what happened - but I'll join in with the general well-wishes as it sounds like it was pretty serious.

Right, back to work and I'll hand back over to my better half...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:43, Reply)

HELLO DiT!
*waves*

I'm fine 'n' dandy, thanks :o)
How is your good self?

*thinks of 23rd and does a little wee*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 10:56, Reply)

Ah!
I'm fine 'n dandy, dandy 'n fine!

The 23rd is only 8 days away! And I've got a pass, too! WOO!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:04, Reply)

*seriously considers*
Meeting on the 23rd. But I have such a long day on the Sunday :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:13, Reply)

Mornin' Cap!
Mutant Visage? No doubt the disappointment will be biblical. Hey ho. 30 odd people will suddenly profess to have never heard of B3ta when I walk into the pub waving enthusiastically and doing my 'Saturday Night Fever' strut.

I concur though...after last night's kebab-a-thon, I do indeed honk like a baboon's back passage after a particularly lacklustre and ringpiece-ruining bout of the squits.

But then again...I always smell like that.

As for the ablutions...I've tried to go twice now and all three traps were occupied both times!

Jeebus!

If I don't let this chod fly soon, I will not be held responsible for the resultant explosion and subsequent cack-splashed mushroom cloud that will be visible from space.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:15, Reply)

a week tomorrow :o)
*goes off to clean floor-pan with baby wipes and change knickers*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 11:25, Reply)