What's wrong with these kids, Sporters?
What happened to a heart attack on a plate and a cup of tea?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Proper sorts you out.
I was out digging all morning and my plateful refuelled like nobodies business
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Exactly.
I am not advocating it for breakfast everyday. If you are not having that then the other acceptable breakfasts are porridge, weetabix or toast. All with tea. Not coffee. Tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Cornflakes with ice cold semi skimmed milk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

skimmed milk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)

It is easier with a spoon though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)

But the challenge is half the fun

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Cornflakes are shit
They taste nice but an hour later you are starving. Weetabix is for children and has a window of 28.2 seconds between crispy and cement
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I like cornflakes with a bit of sugar and v cold milk
but as supper/pudding, not breakfast.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:23, Reply)

starch/sugar at bedtime is bad for your teeth

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)

rnflakes with a bit of sugar and v cold milk ck
but not AND
( Peej, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)