oh dear
Another 'dead mum/ ghostly phone call' story.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

now now
I'd have thought someone as pretentious as you are about reading could actually read. selfish teenage girl calling her mum at work when she'd been told not to, to ask for something VITAL (probably a lift that evening or money for illicit ciders) is not a ghost story, toots.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:29, Reply)

dead mum + phone call + gillian swipeypoos = ghost story.
SCIENCE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:31, Reply)

oh dear
in your desperation to troll, you yet again just look the fool. poor old dozer, when will he catch a break?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)

dunno lol
When you cool yer heels with the jolly hockeysticks schtick?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)

i've never been the jolly hockeysticks type
you funny little man, you.

although if I had a hockey stick, i'd be happy to break bits of you with it. I reckon badger would lend me his.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

ah, lack of exercise explains a lot then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)

pfffft
i'm going running tonight actually. for the third time this WEEK. so THERE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I don't care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

when did you last do any exercise?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I jog ten miles a week
Swim for an hour on Sundays.

Weights, nightly.

Football, once a fortnight.

It all adds up and keeps me trim!

When I was skating regularly I had a four pack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

^ lies on the internet ^
we've seen pics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

YOUN DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY REAL LIFE!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

*sells stale biscuits^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Bad baseball hat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

it's not a baseball hat, but thanks for the sartorial advice anyway!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

yer of me in the pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

you looked like a pot bellied garden gnome that a dog had shat on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

clutching at strawz here, eh cetaceanswipe!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

just being polite, doll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

How's the hairline?
I'd like to see for myself but I'm on my own for the next couple of weeks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

it's good ta, how's the dwarfism?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

I'm 5'5"
It's not going to change.

I have hair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)

that went years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

unnimm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

fewer calories burned

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

rnmm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)

haha. you're no longer the worst one here!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

\o/

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)