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Terrible new thread deletion by Frog.
Swipe probably bullied him in to it, just as she probably does to get him in to her stinking ginger fish mitten.
When were you last bullied in to something other than my mother?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:09,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'd rather Frog took it forward than me really.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:10,
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What did he say?
I dunno about being bullied, apart from Ladypig telling me I can't say racist things in public any more.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:12,
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aww man. there was only one reply.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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I'll delete mine as long as you mock the bald.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:14,
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no one likes a baldy, I may be receeding at the temples a bit but my dad has 30 years on me and looks the same hairline wise so I think I am safe
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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We've both stepped back and now Battered is in charge.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:17,
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in accordance with the prophecy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:18,
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It's the natural order of things and we know our place
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19,
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and thus we shall crawl on our knees to our doom
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:21,
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My knees are fucked
We've given him this and he's not making much of it so far.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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I have an overgrowth of cartilage if you need any
Thread neglect is a growing problem
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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I'd like Charlie Dimmock to trim it
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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and now swipe has another nickname
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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There are people I like and people I don't like
So I'm not commenting.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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fair enough, you cant like everyone. I certainly dont
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32,
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hey, stop online bullying me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:33,
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sorry I though this was private
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:35,
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"in the land of the demented, a short-arse shall come forward and be proclaimed king"?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19,
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innit 'mong tiger'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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he's the voice of reason
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:24,
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"and lo, there did come forth a voice of evil in the darkness"
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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do we know who 'mong tiger' actually is?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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yer, alfonsobongo innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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I dont think I know that one
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28,
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twitter meltdown about the howwid off topic bulliez :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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is that the one rory upset on Twitter?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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yes
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32,
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and he didst continue to fire blanks into the ether, on the pretext of affecting knowledge
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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and lo, the tiger was a mong and verily he was knuckle deep in a toddler's sphincter
And yea did it come to pass that he was upset, online.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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and the evil one didst invoke the last desperate insults, having failed in wit
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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oh man you zonged me there
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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who are you then? reveal yourself! but not in a sexy way!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31,
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i prefer not to
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32,
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^ alfonsoluxurygriddlepanyacht ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:33,
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aww go on give us a clue
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:34,
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*holds up one finger*
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:35,
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its covered in shit, you are second best troll AICMFP
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:36,
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ffs clearly youve never watched it
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:39,
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I would say that's a good thing
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41,
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say what you see!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:42,
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whats mr chips doing?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43,
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*taps nose and points*
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43,
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You deleting shit cunt.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19,
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hey you didn't reply so dont start bullying me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19,
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GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY POINDEXTER!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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im not scared of you just cos you killed a couple of guys
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:23,
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I couldn't kill you
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25,
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if you kill me I will kill you back twice as much
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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I know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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but id never kill you first
Thats a cast iron ring fenced promise from me to you x
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29,
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INFIDEL
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28,
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muslims get such bad press
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:39,
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Which one?
Frog and I both stepped gracefully aside.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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I dunno, I wasn't paying attention.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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Well done
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28,
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^under the thumb^
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:20,
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and why are you starting doc?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22,
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I really dunno.
I jusst want acceptance.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41,
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given that you have your own memes I would say you are accepted
Prostate checking shit gp
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43,
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A finger of fudge.
Alright Doc?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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alright mate.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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In primary school.
And it may have been your mother.
Decision made yet Batty?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41,
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good evening Edward joggington
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:45,
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Allo amphibian.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:50,
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hows life? any more of that delicious home made toast tonight?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:56,
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Life's grand ta Froglet.
Hope you're not trying to meme my precious toast.
Just a plain white loaf recipe but toast to die for every time.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:01,
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I have only made bread a couple of times but its sooooo much better. I may have another go one day.
Rye sour dough ftw
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:04,
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Mine's in a 35 quid machine from Lidl.
Literally 5 mins to dose it up with ingredients and it does the rest.
Endless recipe variations and big thrill when your baby hatches.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:09,
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I thought they were alot more money. might have to invest.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10,
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Skype booked to discuss further. I've told them I want more money & more frequent flights back & forth; they've said they are open to negotiating.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46,
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I don't earn loads but it seemed a big sacrifice for the amount.
Unless prospects are a bit dire locally.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:51,
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Let me bring this down here for a serious question
Are you saying that b3ta person "A" is sufficiently obsessed to pursue individual "B" to another platform for discussion?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:45,
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thats what you get for commuting by train
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46,
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I dont know the full story, but apparently so.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46,
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That isn't right
Nothing in my sphere of social acceptance says that is right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:50,
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its not like any b3tan doing that would also accuse people of mental stalking, being obsessive or hypocrisy but there you go.
Having said that I do not know any details.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:52,
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alfonsobongo innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:55,
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tell the story doze
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:57,
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autistiweirdo tried joining in, got teased, moaned to rob on twitter about the bullies saying mean things.
The end.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:59,
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It's not him
Look closer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:02,
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who do you think it is?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:02,
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I think it's Teh Dusappointed!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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no.way.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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I'm being pushed a bit because this is a "live and and let live" subthread
Look at the punctuation.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:06,
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YOU THINK MONG TIGER IS RORY????????
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:07,
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omg im like so excited
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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well I know what you mean but my punctuation varies alot depending what gadget im online with
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:09,
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Q?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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nah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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get fucked, you have no idea, you thought phudbree was me
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:04,
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all you teuchters sound the same innit
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:06,
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mong tiger = phud'
See previous use of 'teuchters'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10,
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nah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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Kilty as charged
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:13,
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ha ha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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nah, we used to gaz quite a bit
It's deffers not phudz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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Maybe we aren't meant to know, like when the LHC sabotaged itself from the future.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:21,
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Go back a bit and I think you'll work it out for yourselves.
Bedtime. x
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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*proffers tinfoil hat*
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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^STIBBINS^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30,
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that alfonsobongo is a right cheeky one!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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+, then got arrested and jailed (probably)
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:07,
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alright
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:25,
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Is it true you and battered are going to have a fight?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27,
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WHAT?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30,
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It's all over the web
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2218563
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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I love Rory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:37,
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gay
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:38,
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Wanna fight about that?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:39,
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FACKIN HIT 'IM
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40,
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leave it e's not wurf it
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:41,
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Apparently
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30,
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whoa shit just got real
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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^MAYBE NAKED APE^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31,
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i reckon its frog
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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I totes just remembered it's Frank
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:34,
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I thought it was "mrs dozer"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:35,
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NO REAL NAMES
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:36,
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soz love
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:37,
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Dozer has been quite about her for a bit now, I hope all is well.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40,
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Grace is fine yeah
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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the course of true love never runs smooth
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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Relationships are difficult sometimes, but it must be very hard when you can't actually see her
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:45,
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that's never a problem for you eh!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:48,
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I'm saying swipe is quite fat!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:48,
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Oh hahahahaha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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wrong again
but I can post a hahahahaha yeah if it'll make you feel better
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:35,
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ALMOST PROOF!!!!!ONE!!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2056425
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:39,
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but if i say chicks dig my piercings that makes me dozer, dunnit?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40,
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I dunno. Given that was months ago I seem to remember whatever username that was being linked to him/you is all.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:41,
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it makes you naked ape
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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orders 30m cable
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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omg it's dozer!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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CASE CLOSED
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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sure columbo
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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Just one more thing.....
Alright
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:44,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43,
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hey whatever happened to sculpture of man he was great
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:36,
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+ showman, BeatsWork, ranker joe, Xavier bear.........
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42,
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ranker joe!
I always forget about him and his crazy taxi-driver antics
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:45,
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Why must you drive them all away?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:46,
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i only want to be loved :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:49,
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^^^needy
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:50,
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will you be my friend mong tiger?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:51,
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I've added you as a friend anyway hope you don't mind
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:53,
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THE BALANCE OF POWER IS SHIFTING! A NEW ALLIANCE IS FORMED!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:55,
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we're gonna be the new power couple of off topic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:56,
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I'm going to have to rally the troops! Who will answer the call?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:57,
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not interested, soz.
power corrupts and all that
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:01,
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I understand and respect your decision
Pity though, we coulda really been something
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:05,
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HA HA LOOOOSER
DUMPED BY MONG TIGER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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you dont want to end up like frog and swipe
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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Oh actually this is a very valid point. I apologise for mocking you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:08,
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Can't see it happening.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:50,
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You'll back me up won't you mong tiger
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:32,
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soz, im a hundred per cent coward
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33,
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me too
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:34,
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LOOKS LIKE I WON THIS THREAD THEN
U AGREE IF THERE ARE NO REPLIES IN ONE MINUTE
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:23,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:24,
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