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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Terrible new thread deletion by Frog.
Swipe probably bullied him in to it, just as she probably does to get him in to her stinking ginger fish mitten.

When were you last bullied in to something other than my mother?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:09, 161 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'd rather Frog took it forward than me really.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:10, Reply)
What did he say?
I dunno about being bullied, apart from Ladypig telling me I can't say racist things in public any more.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:12, Reply)
aww man. there was only one reply.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
I'll delete mine as long as you mock the bald.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
no one likes a baldy, I may be receeding at the temples a bit but my dad has 30 years on me and looks the same hairline wise so I think I am safe

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:16, Reply)
We've both stepped back and now Battered is in charge.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:17, Reply)
in accordance with the prophecy

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:18, Reply)
It's the natural order of things and we know our place

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
and thus we shall crawl on our knees to our doom

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:21, Reply)
My knees are fucked
We've given him this and he's not making much of it so far.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I have an overgrowth of cartilage if you need any
Thread neglect is a growing problem
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
I'd like Charlie Dimmock to trim it

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)
and now swipe has another nickname

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
There are people I like and people I don't like
So I'm not commenting.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)
fair enough, you cant like everyone. I certainly dont

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
hey, stop online bullying me

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
sorry I though this was private

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
"in the land of the demented, a short-arse shall come forward and be proclaimed king"?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
innit 'mong tiger'

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
he's the voice of reason

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:24, Reply)
"and lo, there did come forth a voice of evil in the darkness"

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
do we know who 'mong tiger' actually is?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)
yer, alfonsobongo innit

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
I dont think I know that one

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
twitter meltdown about the howwid off topic bulliez :'(

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
is that the one rory upset on Twitter?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
and he didst continue to fire blanks into the ether, on the pretext of affecting knowledge

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
and lo, the tiger was a mong and verily he was knuckle deep in a toddler's sphincter
And yea did it come to pass that he was upset, online.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)
and the evil one didst invoke the last desperate insults, having failed in wit

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)
oh man you zonged me there

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
who are you then? reveal yourself! but not in a sexy way!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)
i prefer not to

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
^ alfonsoluxurygriddlepanyacht ^

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
aww go on give us a clue

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)
*holds up one finger*

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
its covered in shit, you are second best troll AICMFP

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
ffs clearly youve never watched it

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I would say that's a good thing

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)
say what you see!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)
whats mr chips doing?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
*taps nose and points*

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
You deleting shit cunt.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
hey you didn't reply so dont start bullying me

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY POINDEXTER!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
im not scared of you just cos you killed a couple of guys

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I couldn't kill you

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
if you kill me I will kill you back twice as much

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:26, Reply)
I know.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
but id never kill you first
Thats a cast iron ring fenced promise from me to you x
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
INFIDEL

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
muslims get such bad press

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Which one?
Frog and I both stepped gracefully aside.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)
I dunno, I wasn't paying attention.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
Well done

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
^under the thumb^

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)
and why are you starting doc?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:22, Reply)
I really dunno.
I jusst want acceptance.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)
given that you have your own memes I would say you are accepted
Prostate checking shit gp
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
A finger of fudge.
Alright Doc?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
alright mate.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
In primary school.
And it may have been your mother.

Decision made yet Batty?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)
good evening Edward joggington

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
Allo amphibian.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
hows life? any more of that delicious home made toast tonight?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Life's grand ta Froglet.
Hope you're not trying to meme my precious toast.

Just a plain white loaf recipe but toast to die for every time.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)
I have only made bread a couple of times but its sooooo much better. I may have another go one day.
Rye sour dough ftw
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Mine's in a 35 quid machine from Lidl.
Literally 5 mins to dose it up with ingredients and it does the rest.
Endless recipe variations and big thrill when your baby hatches.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
I thought they were alot more money. might have to invest.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Skype booked to discuss further. I've told them I want more money & more frequent flights back & forth; they've said they are open to negotiating.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I don't earn loads but it seemed a big sacrifice for the amount.
Unless prospects are a bit dire locally.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:51, Reply)
Let me bring this down here for a serious question
Are you saying that b3ta person "A" is sufficiently obsessed to pursue individual "B" to another platform for discussion?
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
thats what you get for commuting by train

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
I dont know the full story, but apparently so.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
That isn't right
Nothing in my sphere of social acceptance says that is right.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
its not like any b3tan doing that would also accuse people of mental stalking, being obsessive or hypocrisy but there you go.
Having said that I do not know any details.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)
alfonsobongo innit

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
tell the story doze

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
autistiweirdo tried joining in, got teased, moaned to rob on twitter about the bullies saying mean things.
The end.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
It's not him
Look closer.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
who do you think it is?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
I think it's Teh Dusappointed!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)
no.way.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I'm being pushed a bit because this is a "live and and let live" subthread
Look at the punctuation.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
YOU THINK MONG TIGER IS RORY????????

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)
omg im like so excited

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
well I know what you mean but my punctuation varies alot depending what gadget im online with

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
Q?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
nah

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
get fucked, you have no idea, you thought phudbree was me

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
all you teuchters sound the same innit

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
mong tiger = phud'
See previous use of 'teuchters'.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:10, Reply)
nah

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Kilty as charged

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
ha ha

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
nah, we used to gaz quite a bit
It's deffers not phudz.
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Maybe we aren't meant to know, like when the LHC sabotaged itself from the future.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)
Go back a bit and I think you'll work it out for yourselves.
Bedtime. x
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
*proffers tinfoil hat*

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
^STIBBINS^

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
that alfonsobongo is a right cheeky one!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
+, then got arrested and jailed (probably)

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:07, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Is it true you and battered are going to have a fight?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
WHAT?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
It's all over the web
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2218563
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
I love Rory.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
gay

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Wanna fight about that?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
FACKIN HIT 'IM

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
leave it e's not wurf it

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Apparently

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
whoa shit just got real

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
^MAYBE NAKED APE^

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
i reckon its frog

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)
^

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)
I totes just remembered it's Frank

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
I thought it was "mrs dozer"

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
NO REAL NAMES

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
soz love

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Dozer has been quite about her for a bit now, I hope all is well.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Grace is fine yeah

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
the course of true love never runs smooth

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Relationships are difficult sometimes, but it must be very hard when you can't actually see her

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
that's never a problem for you eh!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
I'm saying swipe is quite fat!!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Oh hahahahaha

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
wrong again
but I can post a hahahahaha yeah if it'll make you feel better
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
ALMOST PROOF!!!!!ONE!!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2056425
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
but if i say chicks dig my piercings that makes me dozer, dunnit?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
I dunno. Given that was months ago I seem to remember whatever username that was being linked to him/you is all.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
it makes you naked ape

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
orders 30m cable

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
omg it's dozer!!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
CASE CLOSED

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
sure columbo

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Just one more thing.....
Alright
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
yer

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
hey whatever happened to sculpture of man he was great

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
+ showman, BeatsWork, ranker joe, Xavier bear.........

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
ranker joe!
I always forget about him and his crazy taxi-driver antics
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Why must you drive them all away?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:46, Reply)
i only want to be loved :(

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
^^^needy

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
will you be my friend mong tiger?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
I've added you as a friend anyway hope you don't mind

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
THE BALANCE OF POWER IS SHIFTING! A NEW ALLIANCE IS FORMED!

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
we're gonna be the new power couple of off topic

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I'm going to have to rally the troops! Who will answer the call?

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:57, Reply)
not interested, soz.
power corrupts and all that
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I understand and respect your decision
Pity though, we coulda really been something
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
HA HA LOOOOSER
DUMPED BY MONG TIGER
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
you dont want to end up like frog and swipe

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Oh actually this is a very valid point. I apologise for mocking you.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
Can't see it happening.

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
You'll back me up won't you mong tiger

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
soz, im a hundred per cent coward

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:33, Reply)
me too

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
LOOKS LIKE I WON THIS THREAD THEN
U AGREE IF THERE ARE NO REPLIES IN ONE MINUTE
(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)

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