The shading and the contouring of the face make up to create the illusion of a woman.
Also, the work that goes into clothing and miming badly to a Cher song.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ruined by the fact that his thighs are too short and his torso is too long and his legs are too hairy and he talks like a man and his hands are too big and

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31, Reply)

and the penis.
Sometimes the testicles, but mostly the penis.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I heard it was normally clenched between the buttocks to stop it dangling down below the hem

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Oh right. You "heard".

( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Doesn't work for me, I'm not long enough :'((((

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

I'm under no illusion they are men dressed up as birds with garish make up on.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Doesn't it usually create the illusion of a man in an ill-fitting dress failing to look like a woman?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32, Reply)

not in the philippines
their male miss world contestants are impossible to distinguish from women. I guess it's the smooth skin and the fact that they are quite petite compared to ropey western drag queens.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

and the fact *they* all look the same

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Do philipino birds' fannies go sideways as well?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:38, Reply)

they're all chinese really, so yeah

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Shit ones do, aye.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Why do they think going to Sainsbury's like that is a good idea?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)

funny innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Tenuously related to this...
I saw on facebook this morning that a guy I was at college with has announced to the world that he has a girlfriend (as far as I can tell, for the first time, like ever).
She looks like baldmonkey in drag.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Poor lamb.
Let's hope at least one of them is sterile.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:40, Reply)

They could only have ugly kids - he looked like Ram Man from He-Man

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45, Reply)

that can't be a good look

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:41, Reply)