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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Slow Thursday is slow.What's the last best insult you heard?
My skinny drag friend Miss Rory was judging Drag Idol back home last week with two other portly queens, after berating them about their size he quipped "All I can smell is diabetes". Other gems were "you have to call a spade a cunt" to one of the contestants. Lovely.
Alt. Lunch. I have Pork Goulash soup and a pack of Marmite cashews.
AltAlt. Best Madonna era. I'm going for Ray of Light.
AltAltAlt. dunno lol! Link something.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:16,
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Your drag queen mate is called Rory?Life imitating art lols
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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Ray of Light is a close second, though.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:23,
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If you're all into men why do you dress as women?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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I don't personally.I do like drag though, if it's done right it can be an art form. otherwise it's just a man in a dress.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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and you can make a good wage in a pair of heels.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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He means "art" in the northern sense, you know, the sort of stuff we put ironically in a downstairs bathroom, or a porcelain dog. Not the proper southern art thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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The shading and the contouring of the face make up to create the illusion of a woman.Also, the work that goes into clothing and miming badly to a Cher song.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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Ruined by the fact that his thighs are too short and his torso is too long and his legs are too hairy and he talks like a man and his hands are too big and(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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and the penis.Sometimes the testicles, but mostly the penis.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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I heard it was normally clenched between the buttocks to stop it dangling down below the hem(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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Doesn't work for me, I'm not long enough :'(((((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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I'm under no illusion they are men dressed up as birds with garish make up on.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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Doesn't it usually create the illusion of a man in an ill-fitting dress failing to look like a woman?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:32,
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not in the philippines their male miss world contestants are impossible to distinguish from women. I guess it's the smooth skin and the fact that they are quite petite compared to ropey western drag queens.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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Do philipino birds' fannies go sideways as well?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:38,
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Why do they think going to Sainsbury's like that is a good idea?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Tenuously related to this...I saw on facebook this morning that a guy I was at college with has announced to the world that he has a girlfriend (as far as I can tell, for the first time, like ever).
She looks like baldmonkey in drag.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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Poor lamb. Let's hope at least one of them is sterile.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:40,
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They could only have ugly kids - he looked like Ram Man from He-Man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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"dah-ling i'm more of a woman than you'll ever beand more of a man than you'll ever have"
quick drag queen retorts are priceless
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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If they're into people dressed as women so much they might as well be into women(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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i don't get trannie stuff, i have to admit(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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The majority of trannies on the gay scene are straight men. Some of them with very understanding girlfriends!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:33,
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it's not a sexual thing. Unless you are a transvestite. Transvestites tend to be straight men.Drag queens don't fuck other drag queens.
Well, not dressed as drag queens anyway.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:28,
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According to Kinky Boots, it's because their dad's are pricks and they have no self confidence in their own skin.(
Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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For similar reasons (I assume) I'd also like to nominate the near mythical video for Justify My Love.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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It had similar breath taking cinematography and well-handled exposition?(
Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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Madonna is a VD riddled old witchIim still a bit hungover, I might find a pub for lunch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:26,
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She is now, I wish she'd stop thrusting her leathery old moccasin at me :((
Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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hair of the dog merely subsides the hangover, you need to face it head on with some fruit juice and a fry up.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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Bollocks. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:33,
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Is the spade a cunt one a racial thing? You horrible racist.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:27,
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I translated for Jason below, he thinks an epithet is on a jacket (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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Spade can be a racist term for a black person. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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I certainly am. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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There's nobody whiter than a ginger.That's verifiable scientific fact.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:33,
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And then John was a black man.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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That's kind of where I was going but you've explained it better.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:30,
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I didn't read your post because I don't like you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:31,
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I gotta go back to work now. I'll miss you the most.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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Lunch: I might go to the pub for an hour & try something called 'lager'. I'm not sure I will like it, but I'll give it a try. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:29,
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I had 'lager' ages ago before it became the latest fashionable drink to be seen with. It's nice, get a 'pint' if you can, but not everywhere does them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:34,
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Thanks. I'll let you know how I get on. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:36,
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You have Brussels to thank for that#creepingsharia
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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'I have seen uglier people than you, but never with just the one head'Alt: Lunch will be a ham salad baguette.
Altalt: I've always been a bit meh about Madonna. Decent enough pop songs but just aural wallpaper.
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There are two things I don't like about you... Your face!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:41,
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i won a bottle of champagne singing "like a prayer" in a karoke pub on the embankment oncethe beginning and end of my solo career
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:45,
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Good cans in her youth, but she's not handling ageing well.Also OH GOD GET THAT LEOTARD OUT OF MY FACE
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:48,
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she needs to stop trying to be so young. Shouting about drugs and that awful "hip hop" album she tried.Ray of Light was a decent effort.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:49,
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If she was going to be such an embarrassment to herself in her middle ageshe should have done a Marilyn and overdosed before she started wrinkling.
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Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:50,
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I bet her minge smells like a puffin's arsehole(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:53,
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are puffins notorious for bad smelling arses?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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Ray of Light grates on me when she goes down through the scalesShe is really off key
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:51,
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She learned new ones when she did Evita apparently.Before then it was all hope for the best.
she's never been the best singer which is why she does all these reinventions.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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i quite like her voicebut only the early stuff, because it reminds me of school discos and dancing to the album at my American friend's house in the 80's
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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All a bit before my and Jason's time I'm afraid(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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I have vague memories of when True Blue came out. I enjoyed that.My Grandad worked for a local radio station so I got all the cassettes :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:01,
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She has always been a terrible singer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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yeah, she should age like a manall mid-life crisis car and combover and too-late-the-horse-has-bolted gym sessions.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:55,
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One of the first comments I read on B3ta was"I think someone needs a wank and a nap", which I thought was rather wonderful.
Standing waiting for a cab with a friend, I turned to him and said "Mate - do you know that song that's in the charts at the moment - it goes (hums refrain)", to which his considered response was "No ... and I don't like it."
Also I witnessed a 20-something chap's mother tell him, as he answered his mobile 'phone "Is that your 'phone? Your brother's got a much better 'phone than that ... and he's got a girlfriend."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:49,
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if those are the best this makes me sad.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:00,
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Depends - I'm quite a fan of drole/dry delivery(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 14:01,
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Go and take your face for a shitAlt:
Jellypeeno hummus and pitta breads
AltAlt:
Justify my Love
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:52,
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I've gone all working class and order gammon and eggs!I'll be watching football, over breeding and rough housing in the street next!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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A nice oven baked gammon joint is delicious.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 12:56,
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You didn't like the black Jesus in that video?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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Surely he would have been Palestinian looking?A dune coon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:07,
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She must be Catholic, they are all whores of babylon.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:05,
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