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www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/giant-squid-seen-as-an-omen-by-japanese-fisherman-9140819.htmlGiant squids are a bad omen apparently.
Do you believe any superstitions? Walking under ladders or owt?
I don't but I am interested in the paranormal and believe there are things we can't feel or see with our senses.
Alt. Im cooking Bombay Potatoes and curry tonight, what are you doing?
AltAlt. Just chat among yourselves.
Dozer, hope you can still get on here. I will miss you calling me names. Get mobile. There should be a B3ta app.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:49,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I just opened an umbrella indoors and have yet to
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:58,
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I do post from my mobile you thick-skulled coon.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:02,
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bit racist.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:08,
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Not upset. Or creepy.
b3ta.com/questions/blacksheep2/post2220067
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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??
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:53,
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Tidying house up.Wife and child back tomorrow. I'll have to start wearing pants again :(
Gonna have a pizza, fresh from the freezer.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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I wonder what it is about men liking lounging in their pants.
I do too.
You think women hang round in their knickers when alone?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:09,
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I'd like to think yes.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:46,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:19,
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Hiya!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:20,
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hey babygirl, wanna make out?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:24,
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Alright Dozington.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:25,
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alright Dr Finger
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:33,
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Im busy tonight bbz. Snapchat me a pic tho, yeah?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:26,
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snapchat?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:34,
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It's a form of social media. I don't really use it :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:39,
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Alright?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:38,
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deleting prick.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:39,
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Guess again.
I'm the real thing, man. The REAL THING.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:43,
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So you are!! :)
Apologies.
Rory has been imitating everyone recently!
I'm one step away from a tin foil hat
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:44,
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Yer, I was tipped off.
Outrageous posturing.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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Don't worry, your good name is not besmirched.
We are wise to it's ways
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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we are wise to it is ways
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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I don't know who anyone is on here anymore.
Which one is Montz?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:49,
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Monty's gone.
Got his account deleted and everything.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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Gone but not forgotten.
He's sitting beside me eating a burrito. 4eva in are harts.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:55,
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Not invited to yet another secret bash :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:57,
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I've never met anyone from beeta in real life :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:58,
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I've heard they're all fat and repulsive anyway
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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Aren't you all the same person anyway?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:59,
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I am
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:01,
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Tell me, mirror, what is wrong?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:05,
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that bitch snow white is younger and prettier than you, you ought to kill her
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:07,
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give him a kiss from me, yeah?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:57,
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alright CHCB
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:42,
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Alright FMDSR?
(Or whatever the appropriate short version is.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:44,
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yeah cool ta
Ent seen you on here in ages. Did you get Rory banned or sutin?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:45,
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*crosses fingers*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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Nah, I like Rory.
He tells it like it is.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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he was masquerading as you!
But yeah he's a funny guy, a stand up guy all round.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:48,
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Femadosm
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:00,
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which is almost femidom
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 20:01,
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The things we can't feel or see with our senses
Is that naked women in your case?
I don't walk under ladders for the practical reason not the superstitious one.
Alt: YM of course
alt:alt: Aint no one hear to chat too :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:12,
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Shut up HH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:15,
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*Glares*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 21:16,
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Is this thread still alive?
Christ
Anyone still sober/awake?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:01,
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\o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:03,
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/0\
Internet lols. How are you?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:04,
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Get this both awake and sober
and sifting through emails at my own pace
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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Tired and a bit pissed.
Have cleamed the gaff up for the return of family :) All tje shit is now binned or washed.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:07,
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eh, you're forgetting I aint really been getting the low down on whats going off round here
Glad you've cleaned up the place though I'm a bit OCD when it comes to the house being clean
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:20,
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Shut up HH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:18,
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Yawns, this is getting very old very fast
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:21,
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Shut up HH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:23,
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You could put me on 2.0 if you don't like my posts
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:24,
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Shut up HH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:29,
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^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:30,
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Listening to a Motown Christmas disc. Its ace!
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:06,
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Motown at Christmas......wow
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:22,
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\o/
/ô\
/ô\
/ō_,
/^o^\
YMCA
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 0:38,
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alright Dr Finger
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:10,
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I'm OK and all thanks for asking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:22,
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alright double H
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:24,
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I am Super, Smashing and Great
How is Dozerlina tonight?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:25,
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good ta
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:26,
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Nice to hear, I guess you aint been flooded out then?
Thanks for the "Green Machine" tip the other night not my normal taste but I enjoyed it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:34,
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Kyuss were fucking great
Check out Thumb, Tangy Zizzle, Demon Cleaner , and Supa Scupa & Mighty Scoop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:37,
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I will try to at some point this is the next gig I have planned
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Nottingham/The-Approach/Grandmaster-Flash-/12090516/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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de la soul are playing here in May
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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On the 3rd I hope that's the magic number
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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Alright.
Is my guess.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:27,
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Oi Oi Jeffers
What's the Haps?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:30,
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Shut up HH
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:34,
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Do you really not want to see me posting?
if so I can easily fix that for you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:35,
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WOAH! What's the beef wi you 2?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:38,
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None that I'm aware off
but he will keep doing this for as long as it amuses him
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:41,
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Riveting stuff
I fucked up Bombay Potatoes and am now playing stupid facebook games.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:37,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:38,
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Go shit in yer maa's cunt, vile cretin.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:39,
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GeordieJay fingers kids
A/C
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:40,
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My itunes shuffle just threw up Bowie and PSB - Hallo Spaceboy.
Forgot all about that song
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:38,
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It should jump to Jamiroquai's The Return Of The Space Cowboy
to totally freak you out
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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that Jay Kay is a right cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:45,
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Shhhhh or Monty will re-activate his account to name drop
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:46,
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\o/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:50,
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I ent got no jamoroquai... I see this as a good thing.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:50,
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To each their own I suppose, I've been a fan of jazz and funk since I as knee high to a grasshopper
so I quite his music
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:52,
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you into David Axelrod?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:53,
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Sozz I don't do anal
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:58,
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you'd like his stuff
Have a listen to Holy Thursday and The Human Abstract
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:59,
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I know his music
I prefer stuff like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=voIprW-gxXk
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 23:19,
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Oh I've got some very embarrassing stuff on my itunes.
No judgement
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:55,
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Evenin'
I'm not superstitious at all and have no belief in the 'paranormal'.
Alt I had honey-glazed gammon with peas and a fried egg (and a few chips)
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:43,
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Captain Placid fingers kids
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:44,
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Are the chips both DEEP fried and Fat?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:45,
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Oven
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:46,
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It was refering to a post on the pop page
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 22:47,
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