He WILL have given you a ludicrous price because you are a fucking idiot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:25, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'd certainly charge extra for that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:32, Reply)

She's a salesman's dream, what those of us who have worked in sales call a 'mug'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:34, Reply)

that's because i smile sweetly and hand him over to my dad
who has been known to make grown men cry when he "negotiates".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Mrs Cow has these negotiation SKILLZ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

when my parents had the garden redesigned, my mother had to leave the room
I inherited her softasshite, not my dad's hardass, sadly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:36, Reply)

My first raised bed in the garden is now complete
Off into town to buy seeds to plant now. Kids want those purple carrots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

YEW TREE!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Nakers and Bartleby just pricked up their ears

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Is that how she negotiated you into marriage and two calves?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Probably

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:38, Reply)

It's because you say stupid things and indicate that they have to do next to nothing to make a sale.
It prolongs the process and getting 'daddy' to 'negotiate' more than likely will not result in the lowest price you could have achieved by being open in the first place.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:39, Reply)

IT'S CALLED BEING POLITE
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

YEAH WHAT WOULD I KNOW I ONLY SOLD KITCHENS FOR 3 YEARS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Polite does not equal cheaper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:44, Reply)

he lets the door slam in my face and then farts in it :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I used to be one of them.
Now it's very rare anyone gets an upsell out of me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)