i have a taxi driver who is a fucking talker
shut up talking, I don't want to talk.

he sounds exactly like the mr man in little britain who goes into the shop and asks for random things, droning away to himself :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:20, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

use the opportunity to develop your autistic social skills

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:21, Reply)

but I'm not autist
he is currently listing all his big customers. FFS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24, Reply)

is he Battered?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

I would hope not if he's driving LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)

a fitting riposte

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)

Did he know the Krays? Ask him!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

are you talking to him?
/film
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:22, Reply)

I'm too polite to ignore him :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:24, Reply)

Get your laptop out and do some work
if they're paying for the taxi then you're on the clock.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:25, Reply)

BRACE YOURSELF - EXCUSES INCOMING

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:27, Reply)

nah
my boss doesn't think the firm should pay for me being too lazy to take the tube for some unfathomable reason :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:34, Reply)

And your clients won't pay for working during cab rides.
Unless they are morons.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Just say ' excuse me, I don't wish to be rude, BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Punch him.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:26, Reply)

on the plus side we just went past a house on the embankment that always amuses me
the dude has an Aston with the reg 2B. and a range rover with the reg NOT2B. haha.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:33, Reply)

I know where that is. Seems to be a slightly circuitous route from your place to your office. He's rigging your fare, so to speak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:37, Reply)

yep, it's not the way I would have gone
but he said there was traffic that way. fixed fare so his problem innit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Well, that is amusing.
I'm on a smelly tube train. Stupid trains.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:41, Reply)

I am on the train to Beaconsfield.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:42, Reply)

I am sorry for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 8:54, Reply)

^^Euphemism

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Oh get her with her "I have a taxi driver."
Us proles have to get in the first one that comes.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:06, Reply)