Surely you've eaten a salad before?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

yes but that's different
because salad all has the same texture - CRUNCHY. if your salad is soggy in parts, you're salad-ing wrong.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Crunchy tomatoes must be a London thing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:46, Reply)

i fucking hate tomatoes
for exactly this reason - they are crunchy and chewy and slimy all at the same time. and they ruin salads and sandwiches, smearing their disgusting wetness and seeds everywhere.

pulp them up for sauces and bakes and things, but don't eat the nasty litte cunts raw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

FOODWRONG

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:55, Reply)

What about potato salad?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:47, Reply)

i do like that with tiny shavings of onion
but not so big that you can feel them crunch against the soft potato
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I love crunchy cheese and egg too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:52, Reply)

you eat those things off the top! you don't eat them with forkfuls of crunchy veg
silly cow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I'll direct you to my earlier comment
FOODWRONG
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:54, Reply)

A monkey with a fucking keyboard would get something right EVENTUALLY
and yet you somehow manage to continually fail to do this. Are you a troll?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Feb 2014, 10:56, Reply)