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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Show me on this doll where he touched you'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:08,
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Here, below my kneeAnd again here, on the ankle.
And all over my feet :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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Dozer been dressing up as Battered again?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:11,
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i used to have a book as a childabout a rare zoo beast that escaped. it could change shape into whatever it wanted, but it always got caught, because the one thing it could never ever disguise was its enormous flat feet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:14,
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i'd love to find itI think the nieces would love it. but google is not helpful!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:22,
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HahaYeah, cos northern children can read
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:17,
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feck orfI had a reading age of 12 when I was 5, or at least I was on the level for 12 year olds when they tested me, whatever that meant. the school didn't know what to do with me. and reading books for 12 year olds are fucking dull when you're 5.
to balance it out, I still can't count and I was shit on sports day.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:21,
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by the history teacher every Tuesday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:30,
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god i wishwell not at 5. but at 15 I'd have crawled across broken glass just to lick the arse of the last girl he snogged.
which would have been fine, as he turned out to be a raging bender, so there would have been no such arse.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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Is this how you ended up meeting greggshat?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43,
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