Your flatmate sounds like a bit of an idiot.
I'd probably run with it though, see how much mileage you can get out of it.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:49, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

She's a bit dappy, to be sure.
It's like having a pet bassett hound that can cook a curry.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:51, Reply)

That sounds amazing to be honest.
All my dog has ever done is chew my glasses.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)

I had a five minute fight with my dog before setting off to work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Who won?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:03, Reply)

lol, an old housemate used to get home about 30 minutes before my other housemate (the dogs proper owner).
So used to take great pleasure spending that half an hour winding the absolute fuck out of the dog then buggering off to the pub.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Excellent dog-owning.
Mine is a fucking idiot, but hilarious. When I give her a biscuit she likes to run off and hide it somewhere, and then come back to me and get me to find it. However, she gives the game away by running off again to protect it as soon as you start to move towards her, hence revealing it's location. As I say, a fucking idiot.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Ours drools and looks dense.
Live in the hope that one day, he may learn to retrieve a stick.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:55, Reply)

This one retrieves fine, she's just a fucking prick for giving whatever she's retrieved back afterwards.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)

What do you want with a stick anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Fair point.
He may actually be a bit more intelligent than the average mutt then.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

mine died on monday :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:11, Reply)

WIV KEN DODDS DADS DOG NOW :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:27, Reply)

thank you for your kind words at this difficult time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:35, Reply)

On the plus side, the smell should go from your house soon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)