god I'm sat opposite a teenage couple, I can smell their retarded hormones from here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I remember being a teenager.
I didn't like it.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:01, Reply)

they are cunts to a man/child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:02, Reply)

youre touching them?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:08, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:12, Reply)

I have my seat plus an empty one next to me. I shall be passive aggressive over keeping it that way as usual.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:27, Reply)

tggi^
Half hour early for me as had a pub meeting beforehand
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:30, Reply)

I have to work tomorrow morning :(((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

oh man, that sucks
What's happened?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I work 1 in 3. I hate it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:43, Reply)

do people need ducting that urgently?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Well yeah, just for emergency work really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:48, Reply)

is your surname Tuttle
by any chance?

(chances of you getting this reference = low)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:50, Reply)

OMG it's my candle day!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:51, Reply)

OMGEEEEEEEE!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)

Happy 'I've wasted years on the internet' day
The only tuttles I know are in American chopper but I think that's teutel or summink
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

its the number of posts you wanna look at
Mine, is not great...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

nope, it's the guy whop does the ducts in the film Brazil

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:26, Reply)

some guy nearly punched me on the escalator
But his wife said I wasn't worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:31, Reply)

Stupid bitch. What did you do? Did you keep saying 'alright'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:32, Reply)

nah, asked to get by and told her they should be standing on the other side to let people pass
She told me not to lecture her; I told her it wasn't a lecture.

Husband told me to watch my mouth.

God, they were ghastly in their nylon sportswear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:34, Reply)

Escalator pricks make me seethe with anger and bitterness

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:36, Reply)

that the north for you, ghastly thick plebians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:40, Reply)

yeah, down south the husband would have just stabbed him

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:06, Reply)

I didn't know Sports Direct has escalators.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

She was probably right.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:33, Reply)

she was defferz right

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Reading your extended director's cut anecdote up there^
I am happy to extend my previous comment to say that none of you were worth it. Congratulations!
( Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 17:39, Reply)