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Who's going to the pub tonight? (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:34,
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we have a right laugh here don't we(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:39,
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Nope. Got micro staying the night. So a quiet, booze-free night in for me. Got pork belly in the oven for later.Going to watch this: movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/The_Iceman/70241593?trkid=50263249
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:40,
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Pro tip: looking after kids is loads easier if you have a couple of drinks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:43,
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Ah yeah *taps nose*Public forum and all that.
Don't want the truth coming out in the family court
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:46,
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Took her for lunch today, I had mineral water, whilst every other dad in the place was drinking Peroni :( (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:53,
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I suppose in some severely twisted way that shows restraint which is mildly admirable. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:55,
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If I'm with other adults I might have one beer or a glass of wine, but if I'm on my own with her then I don't.It's not exactly a hardship, given I can have beer when she's not with me (subject to work, driving etc.) pretty much whenever I like.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:24,
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Fair point. It's probably more the fact that I think I would need a drink to cope with the responsibility of looking after a small person as I'm wildly irresponsible and a fool.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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Whilst they don't arrive with an instruction manual, it isn't difficult; keep them safe, keep them fed & watered, have fun with them to keep you both entertained, do things to educate them, discipline when necessary. People have been doing so for millions of years, if it was that difficult the human race would have become extinct.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:47,
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Not sure I could manage all that, I am a fucking idiot.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:48,
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Nah, you're just dating a fucking idiot. Or, in the charming & accurate words of 'a fat ginger psycho cunt'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:51,
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Jesus, you have to wonder about some parents, don't you?I mean, Peroni ffs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 20:08,
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I haven't been out for a 'proper' drink for weeks.I read a book about that chap. The film looks good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:43,
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I read a book about your mumWell, it was more of a magazine.
And it was mainly photos, not much to read really
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:45,
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She needed the centrefold to fit her fat arse in.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:48,
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I heard she needed an advertising hoarding for that. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:49,
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She puts the 'hoar' in 'advertising hoarding'Slag
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:50,
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That's easily resolved.I'm meeting up with Monty next week, when I see him I'll get some dates from him for us to meet up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:46,
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Yeah do that, will be nice to get pissed with some different people.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:47,
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Count me in. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:01,
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I went to the pub last night. You know that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:56,
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WELL THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT TONIGHTSTOP LIVING IN THE PAST
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 18:58,
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Oh, in that case. No. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:01,
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Sorry to hear that.I had a haircut today, the 'stylist' said she had added more 'texture'. This seems to mean 'here's a 90s lezza fringe cut. Enjoy!'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:03,
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I'm not the person to be casting judgement on hair cuts. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:17,
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Wind it in short stuff, careful or I'll set my stupid dog on you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:40,
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Two hats said you looked like a man from the Middle Ages.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:18,
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He's got it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:39,
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i might just start one which is just the word 'alright' repeated ad nauseam(, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:48, Reply)
I'm going now. Have a nice evening battered and winders. Not Dozer. Xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 19:50,
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Oh right, I don't even warrant a mention then(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 20:05,
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I went to the pub earlierI might go to a different pub later.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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