i've met liam, when i was working in his local when i was 18
I asked for his autograph. he said if he could sign my tits. we compromised on my shirt.

altalt: nothing yet. not sure what I fancy. I had a box of raw nuts at about 10am and they filled me up too much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Class^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

i know
there were a LOT of old sleazes in that pub (frank used to drink there at around this time, I bet he was one of them), so I'd taken to nicking my dad's white shirts to wear over black jeans or something equally non-revealing.

my dad was properly unimpressed when I came home with his shirt covered in semi-literate manc scrawl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Nuts filled you up?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

someone's feeling better

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Those cold & flu tabs are brilliant.
I don't even want to know what phenylephrine is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)

It's a decongestant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

It's a shite decongestant
But the likes of Stunned caused them to control the effective one
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:26, Reply)

The likes of me is it, Brum?
I bought some flu tabs for like the 3rd time in my life and I am the driver behind this product?

You Brummies make me puke.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:28, Reply)

I know you mean pseudoephedrine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

You can still get it from the pharmacy in sainsbury's *taps nose*
But you have to ask for it, so don't rock up looking dishevelled.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Really?
*note to self*

*wants the precious*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:32, Reply)

tenner says you've taken them like suppositories

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

20 says you'll have to check if you want 10 quid.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:31, Reply)

DEAL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:50, Reply)

I hope you have some floss to hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

There is only one winner here.
And it's Swipe as she gets to finger my arse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Fy_PJODH3p0#t=40
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Such a COLD finger.
Der der daah!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:57, Reply)

oh christ, not again
my manicure took 2 weeks to recover
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)

better kids on the cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 13:24, Reply)