i remember when that nanny died after using a vibrator to watch porn
poor girl, not exactly what you want splashed all over the papers posthumously, is it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:29, Reply)

^ confused

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

How did she die?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

It was a dildo oh-no g-spot death woe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Are we gonna let the elevator
Bring us down, oh, no let's go
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

*starts fire*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:41, Reply)

previously undiagnosed heart condition
when she got excited, she died.

they realised what she'd been doing because of how they found her. then somehow it made the papers.

NOT a good way to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Not as bad as the Tory mp in stockings, with a satsuma in his gob. Amused me that 😊

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

That ain't gonna trend on Twitter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

the thing is, however gross or bizarre or obscure or niche or disgusting or violent or filthy or pathetic a thing you can think of
someone, somewhere, has gotten off to it.

and probably put the film on the internet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Rule 34 FTW

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Would she not have been better off with a telly?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:32, Reply)

officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

technology in scotland has not yet caught up...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

turnitoverlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

I see
So you watch porn on your vibrator and shove a telly up your clunge? I've got you.

/WidescreenLOLs
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)