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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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1 finger or 2 sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
He likes it elbow deep that one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)
elbow first, actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
up to the shoulder/wrist and then straighten the arm? Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
It pinches a bit to begin with
but once you settle in, it's quite enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
two fingers fish-hooking my nose
while I'm brutally sodomised by an hispanic man wearing a Manchester United football kit.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
That's quite niche

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I'm a man of specific needs

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I heard you anus is like a labyrinth and only the special one can find their way through

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
+ by laying a trail of breadcrumbs

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:19, Reply)
+ and it has David Bowie at the end

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Smell....BA-AAAAD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
lul

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:37, Reply)

h
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Textbook

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
I did think about turning "niche" into "chicharito" but tbh that was too much work

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
How about (appropriately)
he ky Butt
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:24, Reply)
He's not terribly Hispanic, though

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:55, Reply)
You disgust me
A United shirt? Plumbing the depths of depravity indeed.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
SPORTBALL RIVALRY, I HATE YOU BASED ON YOUR LOCATION AND COLOUR OF SHIRT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Far easier to just hate the entire 'north'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
troo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:15, Reply)
having read the descriptions of some of your shirts, sportball don't even come into it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:17, Reply)
green gingham today, it's lully

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:18, Reply)

the entire 'north' people based on the absence of meat in their diet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
It's the only footballing group I know :(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Mar 2014, 15:30, Reply)

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