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Just woken up!That was about a 14 hour sleep.
What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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I don't like dark chocolate, it's too bitter and doesn't do much for my childish palette.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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Good workNot meeting Dozer is a bit like buying an icon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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Aye. I don't want to go out in the evening, in case he tries to touch me.
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Plus the place is full of Lib Dems this weekend. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:17,
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His lexicon is attractive to children.He calls himself a paedophile, I'd call him a nonce.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:23,
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I'd callhim a kid fiddler. You been supping from the tango goblet this weekend?(, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
evening chapsi had a posh brekkie for lunch and now I'm contemplating a cheese sandwich for tea. Rock and roll.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49,
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I'm going to cook lime & chili chicken with a jacket spud and steamed spinach. Need to work out what film I'm going to watch. Edit: what defined your breakfast as being posh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52,
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pancetta instead of bacon,fried duck egg, fancy sausage, artisan bread for the fried slice(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:54,
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also individual black pudding rather than a slice from a big one(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:55,
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closer than the greasy spoon(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:03,
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It wasn't permitted to watch ITV as a child(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:59,
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Going to explore the petrol station over the road from the travelodge?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:08,
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later, beersperhaps zombies, perhaps dancing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:00,
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i'm watching a program about ballerinasI think my obsession with documentaries has gone too far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:02,
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you have to be fit to do ballet(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:09,
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My sister was one. Passed her first exam (with honours) at the Royal School at the age 4 (pushy mother)By 17 she was fully trained, all exams done, but grew one inch too tall to be a prima.
Her reaction? Become a fat lazy cunt; a size 18 the last time I saw her (when she was about 33). Queen of the pasta, pies & doughnuts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:02,
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I have no interest in ballet but I'm intruiged.How do you be too tall? Surely it's about movement, not presence.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:07,
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Yeah, I've never heard of thatNo mention of height restrictions here either en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_ballerina_assoluta
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:14,
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I'm sure there's a reason but I can't think of oneMaybe a low bridge on the route to ballerina school.
Y'right, boss?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22,
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Cracking on there lad, cracking on...(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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Been to any good gigs lately?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:42,
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About to ask you the same questionNo - looking forward to The Burning Hell (look 'em up) and Joan as Policewoman soon though.
You?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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Saw a decent jazz band last week called Let Spin, if you're into that sort of thing, but apart from that it's been relatively quiet round here of lateSome good stuff coming up in the next couple of months though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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Wish I'd known about the Prince thing in Manchester a couple of weeks agoThree and a half hours of Prince with - apparently - a bassist who makes Bootsy Collins sound amateur.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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I don't get the Prince thingSome people I respect rave about him, but I've never been bothered
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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He's done a lot of shiteI wouldn't call myself a major fan but I've got some stuff - more than some stuff.
He's incredible live and he seriously is one of the best guitarists in the world. He will fuck any Bon Jovi type posturing wanker into a cocked hat.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Saw him perform at the
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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It couldn't be a crock of shit.........could it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22,
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I don't know......but it sounds like it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:41,
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I'd like to hang around to find out for sure........but I'd rather go to the pub!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Anything over 5'7'' & a size ten was apparently too much - selection critria may have changed since - she was born in 1979 so this is going back a while. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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You must have really looked up to your sister(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Did your parents like her more than you then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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I'll be honest, I'd prefer if she posted here instead of you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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I'd like mrs ex battered to postI feel like we need to hear her side of the story
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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I wonder if she still lurks(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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Probably collecting evidence for bye impending court case(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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Have you got basic agreements and understandings then? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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Mind your own business you nosy cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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I've done a divorceNo kids involved, though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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Don't be angry, Mr Battered.I was only enquiring politely.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:21,
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To think you would have killed for that extra inch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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I'll never tire of taking the piss out of battered diminutive statureIf we we ever meet I'll pat him on the head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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I have burnt the fuck out of my mouth on a pizza :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Have you seen Ken Oath's recent post on QOTW? Top, top, top. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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Yes, great stuffI really thought he was setting himself up for a fall until that last line
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:42,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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Fucking hell is this thread still going?Someone be a darling and start a new one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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You got lock jaw by any chance?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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