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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Just woken up!
That was about a 14 hour sleep.

What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm not meeting myself for a pint.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Meeting your mum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:27, Reply)
I ate a Bounty.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)
milk or dark chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Milk. 4 for £1!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Alright frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Afternoon Doc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)
dark is better

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I don't like dark chocolate, it's too bitter and doesn't do much for my childish palette.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
^ girl tongue

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:53, Reply)
It reallyis. I haven't met Dozer in York yet.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Good work
Not meeting Dozer is a bit like buying an icon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Aye.
I don't want to go out in the evening, in case he tries to touch me.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Plus the place is full of Lib Dems this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Yep.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)
It's your kid he'll be after.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:18, Reply)
He uses big words innit as a grooming tool.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:20, Reply)
His lexicon is attractive to children.
He calls himself a paedophile, I'd call him a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:23, Reply)
I'd callhim a kid fiddler. You been supping from the tango goblet this weekend?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:44, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
She'sseeing tht guy with the big one.
So dumped, sorry.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:05, Reply)
#LEDGEBANTS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:06, Reply)
You're dead to me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)
Bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Nasty coconut shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Will be at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)
evening chaps
i had a posh brekkie for lunch and now I'm contemplating a cheese sandwich for tea. Rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49, Reply)
I'm going to cook lime & chili chicken with a jacket spud and steamed spinach. Need to work out what film I'm going to watch.
Edit: what defined your breakfast as being posh?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52, Reply)
pancetta instead of bacon,fried duck egg, fancy sausage, artisan bread for the fried slice

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:54, Reply)
also individual black pudding rather than a slice from a big one

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:55, Reply)
You fucking ponce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:58, Reply)
closer than the greasy spoon

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:03, Reply)
It wasn't permitted to watch ITV as a child

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Wire and kid tucked away, now for a wander 😁

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Going to explore the petrol station over the road from the travelodge?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:08, Reply)
later, beers
perhaps zombies, perhaps dancing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:00, Reply)
i'm watching a program about ballerinas
I think my obsession with documentaries has gone too far
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:02, Reply)
are they fit?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:08, Reply)
you have to be fit to do ballet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:09, Reply)
My sister was one. Passed her first exam (with honours) at the Royal School at the age 4 (pushy mother)
By 17 she was fully trained, all exams done, but grew one inch too tall to be a prima.

Her reaction? Become a fat lazy cunt; a size 18 the last time I saw her (when she was about 33). Queen of the pasta, pies & doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:02, Reply)
I have no interest in ballet but I'm intruiged.
How do you be too tall? Surely it's about movement, not presence.
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Yeah, I've never heard of that
No mention of height restrictions here either en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prima_ballerina_assoluta
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:14, Reply)
I'm sure there's a reason but I can't think of one
Maybe a low bridge on the route to ballerina school.

Y'right, boss?
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Yer, not bad
You?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Cracking on there lad, cracking on...

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Been to any good gigs lately?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)
About to ask you the same question
No - looking forward to The Burning Hell (look 'em up) and Joan as Policewoman soon though.

You?
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Saw a decent jazz band last week called Let Spin, if you're into that sort of thing, but apart from that it's been relatively quiet round here of late
Some good stuff coming up in the next couple of months though
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Wish I'd known about the Prince thing in Manchester a couple of weeks ago
Three and a half hours of Prince with - apparently - a bassist who makes Bootsy Collins sound amateur.
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I don't get the Prince thing
Some people I respect rave about him, but I've never been bothered
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)
He's done a lot of shite
I wouldn't call myself a major fan but I've got some stuff - more than some stuff.

He's incredible live and he seriously is one of the best guitarists in the world. He will fuck any Bon Jovi type posturing wanker into a cocked hat.
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Saw him perform at the dome, sorry, now called the O2, about 7 years ago - was ok. Not sure I would bother to see him again though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
It couldn't be a crock of shit.....
....could it?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22, Reply)
I don't know...
...but it sounds like it
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
I'd like to hang around to find out for sure....
....but I'd rather go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
italics are for pricks and cunts

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Yer, me and frog

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)
mebbe it was the height of her gunt

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Anything over 5'7'' & a size ten was apparently too much - selection critria may have changed since - she was born in 1979 so this is going back a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)
You must have really looked up to your sister

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Did your parents like her more than you then?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Who wouldn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)
I'll be honest, I'd prefer if she posted here instead of you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
I'd like mrs ex battered to post
I feel like we need to hear her side of the story
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I wonder if she still lurks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Probably collecting evidence for bye impending court case

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Court shit all done.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:07, Reply)
Have you got basic agreements and understandings then?

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Mind your own business you nosy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)
I've done a divorce
No kids involved, though.
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So what?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
Don't be angry, Mr Battered.
I was only enquiring politely.
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To think you would have killed for that extra inch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)
clicken dis

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:38, Reply)
I'll never tire of taking the piss out of battered diminutive stature
If we we ever meet I'll pat him on the head
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
In a Benny Hill style?

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No you fucking won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Alright shit cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:36, Reply)
not bad ta
i haz food and beer, the world is good
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)
I have burnt the fuck out of my mouth on a pizza :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Hipster

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:53, Reply)
It's all swollen up :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
^ schadenfreudelols

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Schadenfreude is underrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)
I always enjoy it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Have you seen Ken Oath's recent post on QOTW? Top, top, top.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:19, Reply)
What is it with weird Aussies on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)
Oathsy's alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
yer he is an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Yes, great stuff
I really thought he was setting himself up for a fall until that last line
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Read it now
Dun a lol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

lol piss in my own mouth
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)
*pats*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)
* kick shins to death *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:16, Reply)
alright quenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)
Sympathy rwply

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)
hwy babe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)
It's mwy or the hwhy

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alright Fred Durst

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Fucking hell is this thread still going?
Someone be a darling and start a new one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:52, Reply)
You got lock jaw by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:55, Reply)

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