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Just woken up!
That was about a 14 hour sleep.
What does Saturday hold in store for you, aside from not meeting Dozer for a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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I'm not meeting myself for a pint.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 14:05,
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I ate a Bounty.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:38,
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milk or dark chocolate?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:44,
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Milk. 4 for £1!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:46,
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Alright frog.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:49,
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Afternoon Doc
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:50,
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dark is better
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:51,
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I don't like dark chocolate, it's too bitter and doesn't do much for my childish palette.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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^ girl tongue
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:53,
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It reallyis. I haven't met Dozer in York yet.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:52,
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Good work
Not meeting Dozer is a bit like buying an icon.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:59,
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Aye.
I don't want to go out in the evening, in case he tries to touch me.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:15,
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Plus the place is full of Lib Dems this weekend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:17,
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Yep.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:19,
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It's your kid he'll be after.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:18,
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He uses big words innit as a grooming tool.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:20,
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His lexicon is attractive to children.
He calls himself a paedophile, I'd call him a nonce.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:23,
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I'd callhim a kid fiddler. You been supping from the tango goblet this weekend?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:44,
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No.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52,
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She'sseeing tht guy with the big one.
So dumped, sorry.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:05,
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#LEDGEBANTS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:06,
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You're dead to me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 16:58,
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Bit harsh.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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Nasty coconut shit.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:01,
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Will be at some point.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:02,
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Ha!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:04,
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evening chaps
i had a posh brekkie for lunch and now I'm contemplating a cheese sandwich for tea. Rock and roll.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:49,
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I'm going to cook lime & chili chicken with a jacket spud and steamed spinach. Need to work out what film I'm going to watch.
Edit: what defined your breakfast as being posh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:52,
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pancetta instead of bacon,fried duck egg, fancy sausage, artisan bread for the fried slice
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:54,
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also individual black pudding rather than a slice from a big one
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:55,
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You fucking ponce.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 17:58,
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closer than the greasy spoon
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:03,
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Wire and kid tucked away, now for a wander 😁
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 18:54,
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later, beers
perhaps zombies, perhaps dancing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:00,
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i'm watching a program about ballerinas
I think my obsession with documentaries has gone too far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:02,
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are they fit?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:08,
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you have to be fit to do ballet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 19:09,
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My sister was one. Passed her first exam (with honours) at the Royal School at the age 4 (pushy mother)
By 17 she was fully trained, all exams done, but grew one inch too tall to be a prima.
Her reaction? Become a fat lazy cunt; a size 18 the last time I saw her (when she was about 33). Queen of the pasta, pies & doughnuts.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:02,
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I have no interest in ballet but I'm intruiged.
How do you be too tall? Surely it's about movement, not presence.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:07,
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I'm sure there's a reason but I can't think of one
Maybe a low bridge on the route to ballerina school.
Y'right, boss?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22,
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Cracking on there lad, cracking on...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:39,
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About to ask you the same question
No - looking forward to The Burning Hell (look 'em up) and Joan as Policewoman soon though.
You?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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Wish I'd known about the Prince thing in Manchester a couple of weeks ago
Three and a half hours of Prince with - apparently - a bassist who makes Bootsy Collins sound amateur.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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He's done a lot of shite
I wouldn't call myself a major fan but I've got some stuff - more than some stuff.
He's incredible live and he seriously is one of the best guitarists in the world. He will fuck any Bon Jovi type posturing wanker into a cocked hat.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Saw him perform at the
dome, sorry, now called the O2, about 7 years ago - was ok. Not sure I would bother to see him again though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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It couldn't be a crock of shit.....
....could it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:22,
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I'd like to hang around to find out for sure....
....but I'd rather go to the pub!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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italics are for pricks and cunts
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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mebbe it was the height of her gunt
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:31,
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Anything over 5'7'' & a size ten was apparently too much - selection critria may have changed since - she was born in 1979 so this is going back a while.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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You must have really looked up to your sister
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Who wouldn't?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:55,
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I'd like mrs ex battered to post
I feel like we need to hear her side of the story
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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Probably collecting evidence for bye impending court case
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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Court shit all done.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:07,
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Have you got basic agreements and understandings then?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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Mind your own business you nosy cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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I've done a divorce
No kids involved, though.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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So what?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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Don't be angry, Mr Battered.
I was only enquiring politely.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:21,
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To think you would have killed for that extra inch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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I'll never tire of taking the piss out of battered diminutive stature
If we we ever meet I'll pat him on the head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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In a Benny Hill style?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:49,
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No you fucking won't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:52,
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Indeed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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Alright shit cunts?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:36,
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not bad ta
i haz food and beer, the world is good
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:41,
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I have burnt the fuck out of my mouth on a pizza :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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It's all swollen up :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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Good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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Schadenfreude is underrated.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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Have you seen Ken Oath's recent post on QOTW? Top, top, top.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:19,
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What is it with weird Aussies on here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:27,
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yer he is an' all
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:43,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:49,
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Read it now
Dun a lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:50,
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lol piss in my own mouth
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:51,
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*pats*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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* kick shins to death *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:16,
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alright quenders
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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Sympathy rwply
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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hwy babe
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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It's mwy or the hwhy
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:34,
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alright Fred Durst
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:43,
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Fucking hell is this thread still going?
Someone be a darling and start a new one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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Shut up
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:52,
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You got lock jaw by any chance?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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