so come on
where has this missing plane gone??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Under the South China Sea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

YEAH BUT WHY?
did it get nicked and crashed by these people with stolen passports and were they terrorists?

or were they just petty thieves looking to get out and picked the wrong plane, as something, probably pilot error like the air france one, took them down with it?

EH?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

I dunno, I still find it difficult to believe that planes can fly at all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:34, Reply)

it's not like they're bumble bees

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Oh, I'm sure they can fly
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumblebee#Misconceptions
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I like that they can detach their flight muscles
to rev the engine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

This is genuinely a puzzle.
If a bomb had gone off it would explain the sudden loss of contact, but there would be surface debris scattered far and wide.

However, if there had been engine failure etc the crew would have had a chance to get a mayday out - but this didn't happen either.

I'm thinking aliens.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Small bomb in the cockpit
Flight controls fucked, comms fucked, nobody flying the plane. Not much debris from that!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

The US Navy reckon they can find debris the size of a basketball
Are you telling me that a plane falling out of the sky and hitting the water created no debris?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

There may not be much that floats

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)

North Korean missile test

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)