Just had an unpleasant thought concerning the AltAlt
Monty might ACTUALLY have died. There's a variety of worryingly plausible possibilities. Overdoing the MDs, assassins hired by mental ex, weaponized debt collectors.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:52, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nah, there was photographic proof of life on facebook the other day, innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Neither of them looked alive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I'm really surprised that he's gone
I thought this place was his main reason to keep on sucking down oxygen. This and his daughter. In that order.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

He sees his daughter now, so he no longer needs us :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I feel cheap and used.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

That's because you are

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Those hallucinogens were very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

You just wait until he runs out of Nazi memorobillia to dress her in.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2142775
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Monty actually took to alife on the streets
after realising all he wanted to do was get blown by toothless Asian men
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)

A good gumming

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)

he'd better not have done, we're going for pizzas or burritos and beers soon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)