Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd lure chompy back by setting up a new account and pretending to be a girl(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Make that girl Bert's sister who turns out to love beards and smugnessThree for one
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of course he doesHis narcissism demands that he knows what is said about him. He even popped on one evening just to patronise Nakers.
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Ha! I remember that.He must have been sitting there, rigid with frustration until he could hold it no more.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:46,
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waiting for his moment to prove that he really is intellectually superior to all these people with lives more successful than his(, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)
There's no way my life is more successful than hisunless you count the fact that I can hold on to a girlfriend despite obviously being gay.
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as ridiculous as this may sound, you earn more than him, you have a better job than him, better employment prospects and can hold down a steady relationshipPlus, we have no reason to believe that you are embarrassingly inept in bed.
I trust this assessment meets with your approval.
Regards,
FMDS (Ret.)
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How do you know what he or I earn?Is he a tramp now or something?
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I'm hazarding a guess.Though in your AMA you gave a ballpark figure for your salary.
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Dozer has access to Rory's spreadsheet these days.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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please don'tthis place is a million times better without his pointless shite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 13:02,
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