nothing too bad here, as it is in the city and everyone is civilised
but fuck me, in uxbridge... the guy who had his house repossessed over a £5k credit card debt, and was sleeping rough in uxbridge station until he got the money... meetings with him were so stinky that the girls on reception complained for days after he came in... and his equally mental sister used to come in to complain that the credit card company had disposed of her dad's garden gnomes...

the landlord whose tenant was claiming he'd been unlawfully evicted. seemed like a perfectly nice chap until the other side produced a video taken on a mobile phone. which quite clearly showed 5 young Asian men throwing furniture and other stuff including the tenant out onto the street. the landlord was a young Asian man. and was clearly visible on the video. he denied it was him, even though it was clearly him. he then made a massive fuss about us thinking all Asians look the same. no. we think YOU look the same. as the video of YOU. his mother also told me that they wanted to instruct me because i'm white and "brown lawyers are no good, they cheat." what do you say to that?

alt: team lunch. took them for pies at the local fullers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:02, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Sporters really is a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:17, Reply)

sportscock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)

I'll show you sportscock in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I told you I wasn't a Paki!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)

But you are Sportuguese?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

worthy of sporty himself
you can decide whether this is a compliment or an insult
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I think you just called me a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

prick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

wanker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

It wouldn't be so veiled if she had.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

YES!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

oooh
promises promises
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

NO LOOKING AT SPORTSCOCK

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)

*waggles*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:34, Reply)

so that's where the pollen rich flowers are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

How much is that Sportscow in the window? The one with the...
OH MY GOD WHAT'S HE DOING?!?!?!?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)

^ hopes its for sale ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Nothing to crow about

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

UNLEASH SPORTSTRIPOD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:38, Reply)

hahhahahahaha
Bob Crow's dead \o/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:42, Reply)

i for one am glad they removed his car allowence
the good people of Sunderland were getting fed up with cruising around is his de-badged 1995 BMW 318i convertible, bangra influenced hip hop blaring, nasty cheap visor sunglasses and overly gelled hair glintting in the sunshine.

+ smelly food
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

hahaha!
Its a 318 though, eh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:26, Reply)

DAMMIT that's what i meant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:27, Reply)

there are good people in sunderland?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:30, Reply)

not really, artistic license innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)

strikethrough R replace with U!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

*leaves the table*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Not since I moved, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 14:31, Reply)