It's payday.
It's payrise and bonus payday.

IT'S FUCKING CRACKERJACK!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

are you getting 1% like those chumps in the NHS?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

FUCK NO!
4.5% and a 24% salary bonus.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Nice work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Tax man has given me a kicking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Still free money innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Exactly.
It's all my holidays paid for, spending money. The lot.

New suits, shirts and some money to waste in Bristol next week.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

\o/
Wish we got a bonus....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

You should have worked harder at school.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, Reply)

^ this ^
the tax man ate most of my last fucking bonus. fair enough to tax fatcat bonuses, but generally a bonus is an incentive/reward and so the first few thousand should be tax free. i'd happily give them tax on lottery wins instead, as a squid pro quo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

*sobs*
first few thousand
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

if you get £5k, after tax there isn't that much left
I would say up to £10k should be tax-free, if it's performance based, but in return lottery wins can be taxed. that's money for virtually nothing, that is.

did you see the lottery winner who's marrying a girl 43 years younger than him? what a pair of twats.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Never had a bonus
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

car allownece 4eva in r hartz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Spread bet or just bet 50% of your bonus and then when you win that would be tax free.
And is it a bonus or just withheld earnings that you should have rightly earned in the first place. Bonuses are for dicks, commission and shares are what you get for work. Not directed at you per se.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)

what if you work for a partnership and there are no shares?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

damn it I only get 20% : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Amateur.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

i no rite
BUT my last pay rise was 15% so IN YOUR FACE insurance boy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

That's because you changed employer.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

maybe...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Beers are on you!
on in
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Quiet day today as a bunch of us are going out to a nice Italian tonight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

You'll be fucking shitfaced by 9pm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:50, Reply)

My bonus was end of last month.
Not being a salesman it weren't great, but a nice little bung never hurts. Currently negotiating a price rise.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Pays for the work on your banger, eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Poor Mrs Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Well you know, we all have our hobbies.
Mine's cars, yours is gout.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:08, Reply)

hoorah
i'll help you spend it next weekend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)