Go on a sewer tour.
With any luck you'll be overcome by noxious gases and your desiccated corpses discovered by sewermen days later having been gnawed on by black rats the size of your forearm. The sewermen will turn in your bodies to the authorities, but not until after stripping them of valuables. Nobody will care.
( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Full of the joys of spring

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)

^Dead of coal-dust related emphysema before the age of fifty.

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Nearest mine to where I live is at least 3 miles away
Still true though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

my dad's mate has an old copper mine in his back garden
he used to let us go down there when we were little. not sure what my dad was thinking. probably hoping we'd never come back.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

Get in there!
Its worth a fortune now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

really?
I assumed they stopped mining it because nobody wanted it any more.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I was clearing out some shit from the garden to take to the tip and took some copper wire to the scrappy
£10 for not very much at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

yeah but going down and chiselling it out with a hammer sounds like a bit more work than going to the scrappy
hmmmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

yeah you just need to get about 4 different
minerals to combine into the ore, then smelt it and refine it so happy days
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Biggest pikey crime going at the moment
Railways and motorway lighting etc. Few grand per ton!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

mine
there on him
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

dead of Moth attack aged 40 ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Only 6 years left :(

( Kroney, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)