+ egg whites

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you know what i hope?
I hope he is starving when he sits down in that eye-tie. he orders his veal in dolcelatte, and his mouth waters. he can't wait. it arrives. it looks like it will fulfil his every meaty, cheesy dream. his mouth waters. his nostrils flare. his hands tremble as he clutches his fighting irons.

then, as he sinks his knife in to cut off that first delicious piece... he remembers us talking about him drinking spunk, and he can't eat a feckin' bite.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Like he hasnt had years of spunky drinking experience

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I imagine he'll happily gobble it down and rub some into his tits like the slut he is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

And how!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)

in small, circular motions, with your eyes shut and a big spermy grin on your face, that's how

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)

It puts the jizzum on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

this may be your finest ever moment
I think you can retire now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)

retire DYAAKY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

hahahaha
Christ what an image.

can't..... stop........... picturing............. this. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)