Ihave a bottle of brandy, a sleeping wife and daughter, and a dspastic dog looking at me. Saturday night :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:54, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

swap the sleeping family for a large number of sleeping tablets. Fuck the dog. Consume the tablets & brandy.
Job done.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Mmm... sleepy death

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Bit hammereed really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

nakers is round your house?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 20:56, Reply)

has everyone drugged the rest of their families?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)

yup
its the only way to ensure peace
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Do many of these OT shutins have families?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)

they just imagine them

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

there are no lies on the internet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)

By proxy, yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Hi hun.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Alreet?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:32, Reply)

Weary. Very, very weary.
Yourself and the missus?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Much the same tbh.
I went to bed at around 2.45am, couldn't sleep due to leg cramp / spasms and then got up again at 10am as I needed to collect the car from Berwick. Then sat around my sister's gaff for about 4 hours mainlining coffee and nicotine before driving back home in a small car buffeted by strong winds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:36, Reply)

That stretch of road is great if it's clear & there's not strong wind.
Other times I've found it a bastard to drive.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)

I came down via Wooler as my sister lives in Ford.
The A1 can get to fuck. Dullest stretch of road in the UK. Straight as a die and mostly single carriageway; it's a pain in the arse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:40, Reply)

Shut up and drink this glass of milk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:10, Reply)

that ent milk.....

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)

too latzzzzzzzzzzzz...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

tangles, youve pulled!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sat 15 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)