It's bizarre, she has two personalities
One of them is the reason we're fantastic friends, been close for years, etc

The other one is a bitchy, argumentative side that has come out far more often since I got a girlfriend. Before I got with her, the two of them got on just fine. Now, I can't even have them in the same room.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

She obviously wants some hot AA helmet action

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Yet, she has always claimed she doesn't, it's fucking bizarre.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Just do her up the wrong 'un and you can all be friends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Would rather not, bit too much drama

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

In the mouth then?
At least she'd stop whinging.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

She wants him to shove his massive debt up her pick 'a' mix

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Without wanting to be indelicate
have you ever thrown it up her?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Shut up, you love being indelicate.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Nope, never. Did shag her best mate on the floor whilst she was in bed, mind.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

pure class^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Pissed up after a night out, take it you're the pure gentleman at that time?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

he has a kid and a 9 month duffage scenario
half a pint and he's asleep dreaming of past glory days when he could actually have a night out/sleep with his sister
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)

ask your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Shall do
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)

bit old skoll, get her to give youa call on the phone at 5am instead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Are you drunk or something?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

no no no
the dead mum can't make the call. she's DEAD. someone else has to do it for her.

BUT WHO? WHOOOOOOOO?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Jeremy Beadle

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)

the one person who couldn't have done it
what, with his flid hand, and all. how do you expect him to dial??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)

No Mr Beadle, I expect you to dial

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Only reason I can think of for her to be unpleasant to your GF is she envies her mate
Well, the obvious alternative is that she actually dislikes her, but I've met your better half and find that spectacularly hard to believe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

No idea, but I'm sick of it tbh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Tell her to get over it or lose a mate, I guess.
Sounds pretty insecure to me, causing trouble and then demanding you come chasing after her.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Thing is, I don't want her to get over it
I want an apology and an assurance that this bullshit won't happen again. If nothing else, at least the assurance.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)

In my experience
people who won't apologise will never apologise. They'd rather lose the relationship. People are stupid, what can you do?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)