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	 The green ones give me a headache
	The green ones give me a headache
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 They make my mouth water!
	They make my mouth water!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 They are meant to apparently, they're made that way.
	They are meant to apparently, they're made that way.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 No, that's diabetes
	No, that's diabetes
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:33,
	
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 	 mouth  winky
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:34,
	
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	 green ones are always the best flavour of sweet
	green ones are always the best flavour of sweet
 	although opal fruits used to be lemon, lime, strawberry and orange. then they brought in the blackcurrant interloper and merged the lemon and lime
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Except for Wine Gums and Fruit Pastilles.
	Except for Wine Gums and Fruit Pastilles.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:42,
	
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	 All the yellow ones are piss flavour. True story.
	All the yellow ones are piss flavour. True story.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:44,
	
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	 And the red ones are made out of snatch blood.
	And the red ones are made out of snatch blood.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:46,
	
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	 And not just menstrual, I hear they collect it from female circumcisions in bongo bongo land.
	And not just menstrual, I hear they collect it from female circumcisions in bongo bongo land.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:47,
	
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	 By squeezing all the juice out of the mutilated piss flaps.
	By squeezing all the juice out of the mutilated piss flaps.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 Then they go back later to collect pus from infections due to poor medical care and lack of hygiene and this is used to jellify the product.
	Then they go back later to collect pus from infections due to poor medical care and lack of hygiene and this is used to jellify the product.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:51,
	
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	 Nommy jelly sweets.
	Nommy jelly sweets.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 Jelly babies are made from actual aborted foetuses, hence the name.
	Jelly babies are made from actual aborted foetuses, hence the name.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 you two are not sitting anywhere near one another in brizzle
	you two are not sitting anywhere near one another in brizzle
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:59,
	
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	 you need to put an end to this Period.
	you need to put an end to this Period. 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:01,
	
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	 Not sitting no, I'm going to make him carry me around in a rucksack.
	Not sitting no, I'm going to make him carry me around in a rucksack.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 Good homonculous.
	Good homonculous.  
 	It rubs the jism on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 "Holy Homonculous Batman!"
	"Holy Homonculous Batman!"
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 on second thoughts you two can just share a room
	on second thoughts you two can just share a room
 	and i'll have the nice king size suite all to myself
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 Fine, I won't talk to him :(
	Fine, I won't talk to him :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:18,
	
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	 You can be the gimp
	You can be the gimp 
 	and I'll be Zed.
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