I don't like trains, they're awful.
I'd say they were disease traps for commoners, but the tickets cost so fucking much you have to be well off to travel on them. Insult to injury, that.

The Underground's OK, but that's because it's underground and makes me feel like a mole man.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I prefer trains to buses.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:56, Reply)

they are far superior to buses or coaches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:58, Reply)

Both of you make valid points
But they're still disease filled coffins inherently inferior to the private internal combustion powered automobile.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 16:59, Reply)

those are nicer when other people drive them
it's also nicer to read on a train than in a car
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)

unless it's some kind of outdated, terminally unreliable rust bucket that some chav has "bored out the engine"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:03, Reply)

+ moneypit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)

It makes me happy :)

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:09, Reply)

Alright, calm down Sheryl Crow.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:10, Reply)

he does suffer from corvid obesity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

It can't be that bad.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:11, Reply)

watch this:
jalopnik.com/eighteen-minutes-in-hyperspace-onboard-an-iom-tt-super-1547270538?utm_campaign=socialflow_jalopnik_twitter&utm_source=jalopnik_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

it's a bike but blimey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)

I'm not a bike guy, but that chap was flying.
He must have known that course well enough to drive it blindfold. At that sort of speed you won't have any reaction time between seeing a corner and flying off it into a tree.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:30, Reply)

put it this way I thought he was supposed to go right at one
he turned left
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Quite often he was leaning before I saw the corner.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:36, Reply)

i booked a train today
and i will have to use that stinky underground, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:00, Reply)

whatcha doin in london cavy
urban LARPing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:04, Reply)

i am going to college in london for a week

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)

Are you coming to see me?
If not, why not?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:05, Reply)

whoa...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Oh, no, no, no.
I was just being friendly, like.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:06, Reply)

i am at college
and learning things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:12, Reply)

ooh, get you. All la de da and self improving.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:15, Reply)

i no, rite?
saint martin's college, too. I plan to pick up a prole and take him to a supermarket
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:17, Reply)

Why?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:19, Reply)

it's a song, innit?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:20, Reply)

I know,
You let me down by not saying because you "have to start it somewhere".
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:26, Reply)

oh damn, whoops
I feel ashamed. I blame chickpeas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:28, Reply)

she wants to beat him to a pulp, I guess.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:21, Reply)

*likes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 17:22, Reply)