alternatively
You could set yourself on fire.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 7:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:05, Reply)

I'm TBOH

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:07, Reply)

You're up on financial matters, what are your views on this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-26645108
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:09, Reply)

Oh FFS
don't get him started
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:16, Reply)

I want his views on whisky, and rap music too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:18, Reply)

NNNNNNnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:20, Reply)

Headphones too. When frog arrives, I'll ask him about trains and socks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:22, Reply)

Sennheiser HD25s or Sony MDRV700s

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)

I have grey socks with thin orange stripes today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Plus a nice subtle polka dot tie and my tie bar
I look dead sexeh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:28, Reply)

I too like polka dot ties

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:29, Reply)

l d ties knickers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:36, Reply)

I don't get it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Babygirl xxx.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:30, Reply)

'rap music'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:25, Reply)

You know, that hipperty hop stuff that black chaps sing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Whatever it's called then.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:27, Reply)

hip hop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)

haha!
I just typed a massive, technical response about ISA conversion and using tax relief to get 20% of your pension as free cash, but then my connection went down.

Lucky you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:23, Reply)

I think I speak for everyone here
when I say thank the fucking lord
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:24, Reply)

he did ask

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:26, Reply)

I'm asking you to jump in front of a train

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:38, Reply)

too l8 m8
At work now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:43, Reply)

Which floor do you work on?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:44, Reply)

top floor. 5th.
I have a window seat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:45, Reply)

High enough
Can you jump out please?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:47, Reply)

but then who would do the 'alright' threads?
This place would die on its arse if I stopped posting.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 8:51, Reply)

more likely is that grace will die in your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

This is a good idea.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)