The problem with that
Is that we don't live in the same crime environment as they do is SA, there was a rugby chap who shot his daughter thinking she was nicking the car (a good few years ago)... Crime stats in joberg are horrific and the climate is to shoot first call second
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Or maybe he just really needed a wee and she always took ages in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)

He could just keep his legs off and piss in the bidet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

He could have just pissed into the socket of his legs
like a portable urinal
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)

do you lock the door if you go for a piss in your own bathroom?
would mrs tangles lock it if you were home alone together?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Only when he is snorting lines from the top
he wouldn't want to share
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I usually do that off the breasts of supermodels

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

We don't have a lock on our bathroom door

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

i just did an epic zing on you in that last thread

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Yeah, epic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

well, ok
accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Animals.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

We don't keep animals in the house, no.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)

no of the rising sun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Yeah, the gun laws are also very strict.
You're only allowed to discharge your firearm if somebody's coming at you personally and you believe your life to be in danger, neither of which are true in Pistorius' case. People don't usually murder people when they're hiding in toilets.

Unless they're Windy, of course.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:22, Reply)

ima call ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Isnt there a defending you property law as well?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I'm not familiar if there is
I was paraphrasing a quote from the trial I read.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)