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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I just had a massive shit.
It made my fucking eyes water.
Mind you, I have just ploughed through stewed cheese, chump chop, bubble, mushrooms and spinach. Washed down with two glasses of red and 4 pints.
I love the City.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
It made my fucking eyes water.
Mind you, I have just ploughed through stewed cheese, chump chop, bubble, mushrooms and spinach. Washed down with two glasses of red and 4 pints.
I love the City.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:35, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
I had one this morning that felt like a wild animal was trying to claw its way out.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Worst one felt like a nail studded bowling ball.
It was agony. When it was over I nearly cried out of sheer relief.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
It was agony. When it was over I nearly cried out of sheer relief.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:39, Reply)
I normally take a photo when I do something like that.
I like the ones that are almost constipation on the first heave, then 10 litres of hot runny shit.
Just demonstrates what an instrument the human body is.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I like the ones that are almost constipation on the first heave, then 10 litres of hot runny shit.
Just demonstrates what an instrument the human body is.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I like the one where he went for the full tongue swallow in Iceland.
Flids go to Iceland.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Flids go to Iceland.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
A loose stool broken up with pockets of gas.
Creating, upon evacuation, a machine gun sound effect.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Creating, upon evacuation, a machine gun sound effect.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)
A nice splattery post curry one, where you can still smell the spices.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:52, Reply)
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Ah, the type containing a month's worth of pain in a split second explosion.
Barely having time to scream, you settle for whimpering as your ringer settles into a dull aching sting.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Barely having time to scream, you settle for whimpering as your ringer settles into a dull aching sting.
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:54, Reply)
where you find yourself actually doing that knuckle biting thing you'd previously only seen in films
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 15:58, Reply)
By coincidence this is the finishing move your missus asks from me
( , Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:24, Reply)
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