Yeah fuck that.
Can anyone please nutshell the gossip from the weekend, ta.
I've also resigned to giving up clubbing/ all nighters. When did you resign to being old?

Alt. Alright.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:02, 45 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hen party
carnage. i was worn to a shadow yesterday, but fine today. don't give up the all-nighters!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:05, Reply)

Yeah mine was a bit of a weekender too. My poor liver.
Im giving up class A's too. I was borderline ridiculous.
No sleep on Saturday followed by a coach break down (and almost a me breakdown). Sat on the A1 with a case of the paranoia's waiting for a new coach.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)

I haven't been to a nightclub since a tune by the Stone Roses came on, and I overheard a pretty little 18yo girl tell her mate that
"She loves all this old stuff."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:13, Reply)

Exactly how I felt.
Everyone was 25 at the oldest in there. Me and my mates looked like right old timers!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:26, Reply)

+ fat and bald

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:28, Reply)

All gays over 25 will have died from AIDS.
Unless they are fuck ugly and never get any.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:29, Reply)

orrrrr. have careful sex.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:10, Reply)

No-one ever got their hand pregnant

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:12, Reply)

so, you went on a weekend-long bender?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:49, Reply)

+ 17 years

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:11, Reply)

all nighters are a piece of piss
Club until 5, smoke until 8, bed by 9 then up again for mid afternoon.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 17:49, Reply)

+ woken by your P45 hitting the mat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:02, Reply)

yer I don't work weekends isn't it
I'm not some retail coon, manning the tills in a ghastly 'hypermarket'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:05, Reply)

5 day weeks are for wimps

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)

weekends isn't it
I'm not some retail coon, manning the tills in a ghastly 'hypermarket'.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)

yes Jill, correct, I am unemployed, friendless, live in a bedsit in Hull and never done a sex
Well done on your Holmesian powers of deduction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:13, Reply)

I had some well shit pills. I think it's pills in general im over.
Hard work.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:12, Reply)

pills are well nineties
It's all about MDMA powder these days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:14, Reply)

I keep telling myself 'old enough to be your dad'
when I'm in the drop-in centre
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Evening Jase
I actually had a date, which strained the bounds of credulity even further by being really good. Well, she's since fled the country but I had a good time and that's the important part.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 20:41, Reply)