Rory - suicide, when he finally realises how empty and meaningless his life is
Dozer - suicide, when he hears that his bezzy mate has topped himself.
Swipe - choked on a fucking £20 quinoa salad.
Jasum - choked on a massive cock.
Tangers - accidental yoghurt-trouser combustion incident.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

baked ape survioves to fight another day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Only cos you tried to hang yourself from a 12ft ceiling with a 30ft rope...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)

baked apen survives to fight another day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)

OfficeGuffaw

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)

it's funny because i looked at the quinoa as an option, but went with brown rice in the end
it was £10, including a bottle of water. my trainee had stolen me a diet coke from her meeting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:40, Reply)

I hope you fire her for gross misconduct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)

i will promote her for taking the initiative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)

typical l;awyer, rewards dishonesty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:48, Reply)

why, is it 144 times worse than normal misconduct?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:43, Reply)

L T F I now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)

maths lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)

So, essentially Vagabond shamed you out of a Sainers meal deal and 7 quid.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)

people who say sainers are cunts*


* apart from stunner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:49, Reply)

OH OK THEN!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 16:50, Reply)