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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm laminating.
What are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:13, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
i laminated your mum's face last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)
are you the office bitch?
do you do all the tea runs adn photocopying, becasue lets be honest you're just happy to have any job?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)
nah I was coaching and have laminated a help sheet for sales staff.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)
avoiding work

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
it's coming back HIDE!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
haein' a shite

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Waiting for a phone call.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:32, Reply)
*ring ring*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
why don't you give ma a call?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
why would I call you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I was being gay and quoting an Abba song

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
i fucking hate abba

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Ebay have changed their check out and i can't work out how to pay :(
Who designs these sites?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
evil people and/or autists

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Im also joining the pastafarians
www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/pastafarians-rejoice-as-church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-is-granted-permission-to-register-as-a-religion-in-poland-9248689.html
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)
just checked out a new restaurant for lunch
nakers should be VERY interested as it's near him, and their take-out deli stuff is AMAZING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)
donde esta?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)
i gaz you, hang on...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)
i wait

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Mi Chico Latino

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
None of your business

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
wanking ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Yes, over a picture of the prophet Mohammed

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:45, Reply)
: O

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:46, Reply)
He didn't see that coming

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:48, Reply)
laminated?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Phoning a Kraut
Does anyone know how to speak to these people?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50, Reply)
auf Deutsch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Ich nichten sprechen sie Deutche

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
loudly and slowly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
^
Might have to remind Fritz about what he did to my home as well
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
He should do it again, do us all a favour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Stupid German telephone exchange
Does this noise mean it's ringing and he's not answering, or that I've dialled an incorrect number?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
they are using your phone signal to clsoe in your your position and obliterate Cov once and for all
in other news I will be in Cov on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I'll make up the spare bed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
are you sure mrs Tangiers won't mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
are you kidding?
she'll be thrilled at the chance to shag someone else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
She'll only be there to hold the camera

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
shall i bring the caltrops?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
is this your ass crank?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
the forth movie in the jason statham series was a little more niche

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
it reminds me of those stupid toddler books
that's not my dragon, its fangs are too plushy.
that's not my duckling, its beak is too shiny.
that's not my ass crank, its shaft is too shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
You should also do a racist walk in the style of John Cleese

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)
yes
by email
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This was my preferred option, but I need answers now damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
It looks as though Germany knocks off early on a Friday, so I may have to email him after all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
typical inefficient and lazy germans

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
No wonder they lost the war

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I don't get this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
A pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Thinking of you and masturbating again.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
*laminates*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Turns out the sausage-eating prick has the whole of April off work
I'm contacting Gid to let him know the secret to a strong economy must be more holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)
typical midlander ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:33, Reply)
My heart lies in Warwickshire, dear boy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:35, Reply)

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