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Who's imagining Tangle's cunt?I imagine it's a bit ......yeasty
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:27,
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On train in rear 5 carriages...front 5 have been cancelled and everyone needs to try and squish ontobthe rear 5!
Sucks to be them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:28,
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I always get a seat, it's the fuckers who get on at Stratford that get to stand up. Fuck those niggaz.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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it'll suck to be you, when they all land on you!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:31,
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Nah I'm in the middle with a table and Stewart lee on my laptop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:36,
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Sucks to be you commuting. I'm sat in the sunshine with a nice pint. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:32,
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Sucks to be me with my wife and 2 daughters waiting for me...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:35,
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I'd rather be here than with my ex. How's the new one doing?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:38,
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Fair enoughShe's great, and mini ape loves her; so far so good
How's micro dealing with the split?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:40,
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It's been about a year now. So she seems settled, has a routine with both parents, very cheerful, so it could be a lot worse and no doubt would have been if she was older. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:47,
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Call me old fashioned but I'd always thought of Tangled as a maleAs a heterosexual (albeit out of practise) I tend not envisage his genitalia.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:30,
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This is not an area I'd care to explore, either physically or metaphorically(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:34,
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Do you want to remove Tangles purple baggy pantaloons and explore what lies within? (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:38,
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I heard he has a pseudo clitoris made from a mung bean(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:39,
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I heard that a commune hand-wove his labia from ethically grown hemp(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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So you are imagining my cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 17:58,
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Peer pressureI need to self harm to stop myself imagining your cunt. Oww.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:00,
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It's a bit dullIf I'd had a very shit pint I'd feel a bit compelled to comment.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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No they don't, everyone thinks you have a rectangular anus.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:03,
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For the insertion of rodents(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:05,
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Now you're imagining dozer's bumhole(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:08,
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Not at allI'm suggesting that a rectangular anus would be an ideal aperture for a hamster to scuttle into.
I suppose that is imagination - I am a deviant, aren't I?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:12,
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ThanksA man needs to belong.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:19,
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So - as you wereI think we're all of an age here and I'm listening to the 6 music Britpop countdown.
Bluetones only number 8? That can't be right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 18:39,
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kids?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:10,
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It ended with Manchester shouting menNot really the sort of music I was enjoying then.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:26,
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the only vaguely 'britpop' bands I liked were Primal Scream and Teenage Fanclub(, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Manic shite preachers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:50,
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The POO radleys(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:53,
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Cuntatonia(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:54,
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Jarvis Cock(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:55,
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Gorky's zygotic mastectomy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 20:58,
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Mimsy troll(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:02,
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The Gayres(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:04,
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The Lightning Skids(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:06,
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Kenickers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:07,
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Bored of this now*taps foot*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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Well you've gone and spoiled it by being such a slow twat (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:08,
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^ Needs his goggles in place before he faces HER ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 21:14,
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I'm drinking cavaTangles is male - there are no wimmin on the internet TRUFAX
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