Urgh.
Im not even wake at this time on a work day, let alone a Bank Holiday.
What are you all up to? Gonna get some shopping done today and go for a nice walk. Then it's eyes down for Bingo (and a lot of drink).
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:38, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've been working from home since half six.
It's going to be a bit of a struggle this weekend :(
( wanderlust, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Dunno what you do from home but get some coffee down you and power through so you can at least enjoy a bit sun.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:23, Reply)

No chance of that today.
Ah well, nature of the beast and all that
( wanderlust, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Bank holidays are rubbish in your profession :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Yup
The club wasn't too bad for it but I will be rather sleep deprived by the end of this weekend.
I love what I do for living though and have never been so happy in work so I don't mind so much.
I'd rather work a bank holiday somewhere I enjoy than have a 9-5 I hated.
( wanderlust, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I had a coffee the other day and it made me feel really really horrible
so I conclude that nobody ever can enjoy coffee.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Morning
I have been fricking about on t'interweb looking for fretwire as I've worn some out on my favourite gigging guitar. I might have a beer later.
In other news, I have an eye infection.
More news as it happens - stay tuned.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:13, Reply)

*sprays Dettol*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:24, Reply)

The eye infection seems to be calming down
I have bought the necessary fretwire - should be here in a week. I've also been trawling the web looking for spare knobs (fnaaar) for the Doris's cooker - the chrome's flaking off - fuck me with a fluorescent cricket bat they're expensive!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Breakfast, pub, football, pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:32, Reply)

I'm sitting in the sunshine with a pair of buzzards circling majestically above me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:45, Reply)

There's a massive crow hopping about a few metres away from me now
I should gaz baldmonkey
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Someone's started early
*drinky hand gesture*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Hey it's a bank holiday, I'm allowed

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I did think I might have a breakfast beer today. Is that bad? I don't think so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I'd drink heavily if I lived in Folkestone and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Breakfast beer is only allowed as hair of the dog.
Otherwise it's on par with payday cans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Buying chocolate eggs, getting a haircut, watching Indian premier league cricket
Wondering why I haven't been paid........
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:49, Reply)

No payday cans for you.
Sad times.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Don't worry pal, I treated myself to some earlier in the week.
It's not the same though :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 9:57, Reply)

You'll have to make some homebrew

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:00, Reply)

It's fine mate, I don't need the money, it's the principle.
I am also choosing to ignore that reference.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:01, Reply)

:D

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:02, Reply)

Oh YOU!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I am coming up with business names for a business and then choosing one.
I am then going to do gardening (mostly on the horizontal), specifically an iron treatment for the lawn which will green the grass and kill the moss.

I am then going clay pigeon shooting at the local clay pigeon place.

After that, pub till daft o'clock.

ps. I have terrible d.o.m.s and going downstairs or trying to lower my personage onto the lavatory is very painful in the quadriceps.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:31, Reply)

If you're staying at the pub until daft o'clock
remember that the last bus is at quarter to OHFUCK
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)

fortunatley, the taxis are always "five minutes mate" -

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

It's a shame 'Amaze Dogs' has already been taken.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Terrible nights sleep, followed by early morning, about to be followed by trip to my mother's
I am a glutton for punishment. Hopefully I'll be killed on the way there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Looks like you need a hug Twoey

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

I'm gonna hang out the washing on the Siegfried Line.
'Cause the washing day is here.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Where Peej lives is damn nice!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Are you staying in his pink shed?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:45, Reply)

Got back safely from That London this morning.
Been to the shops, gave my landlady a crème egg Easter egg. Might head into That Oxford this evening for drinkies.
:D
HAPPY CHOCOLATE ZOMBIE JEW WEEKEND EVERYONE!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Apr 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Kings XI Punjab won 206/4 YESSSSSSS!!!!'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:38, Reply)

Result!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:45, Reply)

INORITE
If they win the whole tournament I win £100!!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:48, Reply)

With £100 you could get some betting pay-day cans!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Cor! Imagine the possibilities!
I have nearly exhausted my non payday cans, and as I haven't been paid this week I'm not sure what to do.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:54, Reply)

you could go round montys and offer him a gob job for a fiver, it seems to be all the rage

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Well I could, but I think he turned the first one down. I don't suppose I'd fair any better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:00, Reply)

ask swipe for some tips, could give you the edge

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:03, Reply)

I probably won't bother. I'm just disappointed I can't get official payday cans when I haven't been paid.
Now they're just "cans"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:05, Reply)

just aint the same, huh?
i haz el vino, not payday but nice in the sunny garden all the same
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I have a selection of beer in the fridge. One bottle I bought accidentally is one of these "Weiss" beers.
It looks like a bottle of cum.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:11, Reply)

That's what happens when you beet your wheat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Apr 2014, 19:19, Reply)