I need my ear to pop, it's full of snot

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 17:59, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kinky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:06, Reply)

It won't, it will be one of a myriad of tubes that could either be blocked, but more than likely is merely inflamed and will clear of its own accord.
This process can take up to a week. HOPE THIS HELPS.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:14, Reply)

:( ear rape woes
I think it'll do that screeching thing then feel better
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:16, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure that will permanently cure this ailment

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:17, Reply)

I might shove some vick's up my cock end

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:30, Reply)

thats not snot
someone said come 'ere and he misheard
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:15, Reply)

There's only one tube involved in 'ear popping'
That's the Eustachian tube from the middle ear to the throat. If the pressure is higher outside the middle ear than within it, the Eustachian tube allows air from the throat to equalise the pressure on the eardrum. If the pressure is lower, the opposite applies.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:25, Reply)

Yeah but mine is full of snot, so where's your god now midlander?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:29, Reply)

I have no god
Your snot-filled ears are a blight caused by living in the hellhole that is south of Northampton. A pox be upon you, southern poof.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 22 Apr 2014, 18:32, Reply)