totally stupid phone call on my mobile
"is that rachelswipe?"
"who is this?"
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"i'm not telling you who i am until you tell me who you are."
"i can't tell you until you've confirmed it's rachelswipe."
"bye then."

fucking muppet.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

frog is such a prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Lol

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:15, Reply)

clickin' dat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:16, Reply)

TGGI

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)

It is about time she told me her real name

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:18, Reply)

you'd still shout out "mummy" at the vinegars

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)

apple/desk interface

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)

ooh did you send me that thing, btw?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I did, yes
Did you not get it?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

i shall check now!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I can't help it, my mum is the only other older woman I have been with

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:20, Reply)

>:(((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

*throws popcorn*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Oh I say.
I feel obliged to click 'I like this' but I'm not sure that I do.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 24 Apr 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Were they actually saying rachelswipe or your real name?
Narrows it down.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 24 Apr 2014, 11:05, Reply)