Sportcow spelt Cornish Pasty incorrectly
This is now a racist hate crime. Please hand yourself in to the nearest police station Sporters old chap. Sorry I don't make the rules.

Actually as if any more evidence was needed to prove Cornish nationalists are twats, one guy this morning was claiming it is now illegal to call the Cornish, English, same as it is to call the Scottish, Welsh and Irish, English. This man is a twat of the highest order and should get a medal for it.
( Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:12, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Cornish cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I do it on purpose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:13, Reply)

This minority business is going to make you six toed cunts impossible to live with.
We need border controls.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:14, Reply)

I say give us all two days notice to clear out and then nuke the place
Anyone cornish nationalists will stay because they're idiots
( Peej, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Ideally, use a low yield and make Newquay ground zero

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

That fella in the St Piran's flavoured toga will be a national hero now, I expect.
I say "national", because you're a "nation" of Celtic people. Unlike the rest of England.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:29, Reply)

They aren't a fucking nation. They live in a county without a motorway
and where their "superfast" broadband exists due to an EU grant. Backward fuckers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

I'm being all satirical and Pynchonesque
Everyone of British Isles based genetics is very nearly as Celtic or Saxon as everybody else. The whole thing's a total fallacy. You're talking differences of single figure percentages.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Is there a reason the m5 just stops there?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

Dangerous to have horses, carts and slithering slack-jawed mutants on a motorway, Winders.

( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Yeah, I suppose.
Still, seems a shame.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I mean, there's a perfectly good national park they could cut through,
Save a few housing estates that way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:42, Reply)

There's dirty great lumps of rock all along the road. If you wanted to widen it into a motorway, the navvies would have to shift them
and the Irish are lazy, feckless bastards to a man.
( Kroney, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Suits me.
A whole new race to hate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

If it's in England, it's English.
Apart from the muzzers
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

And the slavs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:24, Reply)

And the blacks

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Im not racist...
I don't like any of them.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)