so i've just had about 5 emails from match, saying "jason31 has sent you a message!" and "mattlyons has sent you a message" and "sunnybear has sent you a message"
but i'm obviously not on match, nor have i ever used match. i thought at first that the dumbass in america who dishes out my email address had done it again, but sure enough on a look at one email, it clearly says at the bottom "this is an advertisement".

what sort of an advert is that? fucking hell, that sort of shit could get someone into serious trouble, if their husband or wife found it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Jason is much older than 31

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:34, Reply)

and he'd have meant it for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

he's known as Jason31 for "other reasons"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

think
"Houston 500"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

one year.
One fucking year!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

^upset^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

YOUN!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)

this sounds like pre-emptive back tracking in case frog saw the email

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

as if i'd let him see my emails
there was a guy who used to post on here who had a sex text service. they sent some unsolicited texts to a guy who sued when his wife saw it, and got fined £10k.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)

No one else would put up with her.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)

+ it
with
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

lame

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

OI
I'M AWESOME
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:42, Reply)

^team captain^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)

How is it obvious that you're not on there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:35, Reply)

because match is for losers
grinder is where it's at
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:36, Reply)

Grinder? It's Grindr stoopid
I mean, so I understand..
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

None of these things existed before I was with mrs tangle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)

if they had you might have done better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:38, Reply)

^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:39, Reply)

she certainly would have done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)

Grindr is just for gay men dear.
and they aren't looking for fag hags.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:40, Reply)

it's where the hot men are at
trust me, you should see the specimens on these match "adverts" for their services
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:41, Reply)

See also Plenty of Fish

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:43, Reply)

Services?! I never knew Match was running escorts!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)