Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No dear, Fibre optic.Everyone on Twitter have a look at the #AskDerekAcorah hashtag. I been lolling.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:51,
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Such as 'have you ever thought of making Derek Acorah's Chicken Pakoras'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 8:55,
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I am now officelolling like a madman....."if a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take two monkeys to fuck a football?
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He hasn't answered any :( I think it stemmed from a different ask Derek. lulz.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:06,
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"Is it true that when your cock starts to feel like a big rubber eel, that's a Moray?"(, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Derek got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:14,
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have you ever stood on a moth (accidentally, of course) and then spent the rest of the evening headbutting light bulbs?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 9:25,
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"There are heavy footsteps in my attic. Is a spectre, telepathic, descending just to spirit me away? Yaaaay? #AskDerekAcorah"
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:29,
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