Commuters be trippin'
"I had to wait 20 minutes to get on a bus and it's a 10 minute journey"

FUCKING WALK THEN YOU LAZY BITCH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Can you and swipe keep this to gaz please?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Swipe on a bus? Don't be stupid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Not commuters,
Londoners
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Not Londoners,
People who work in London
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Shall we settle on London Commuters then,
End of argument. Let's make out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:49, Reply)

No, because I am one of them and I like the strikes and hope they go on longer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I hope they get resolved soon and amicably

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:51, Reply)

I hope they fire everyone on the picket lines

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

It doesn't affect me in the slightest and I still hope they all get sacked and replaced with robots
and find it impossible to get other work and end up dying of malnutrition whilst their wives work the streets in an effort to stop the children going the same way as their father oh god I've got such a bongle.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:09, Reply)

+ out of a fucking cannon
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I hope they go on longer and more frequently so I can continue being late for work.
I'm going to get a later train from home tomorrow and blame 'those bastard unions'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

But you're given ample warning of strikes to arrange other travel arrangements.
So you can't blame the unions. It's your laziness making you late. If you were dedicated to this company you'd make an effort to be on time. I'm emailing HR.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)

But the 05:58 is the earliest train! You know that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:08, Reply)

You have a burd what lives in town.
You could stay at hers. In the spare room.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Chompy is in there tied to the bed surrounded by air freshners like the sloth dude from s7ven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I would suffer worse travel disruption from there silly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

It takes less time to travel to work from the arse end of Kent than it does from WestKen?
Bus? Bike? Taxi?

You know something? I don't think you actually want to go to work! What is wrong with you man?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:15, Reply)

I can walk from Kings Cross.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:16, Reply)

london fact: the more centrally you live, the longer it takes to get anywhere
because of fucking pleb people being in the way.

i really don't understand why the handwringers want to help people so much. people are AWFUL.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)

london fact: it's shit.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:30, Reply)

scottish fact: you produced dozer
we win.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

scottish english
dozer chompy
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Maybe we need to think about hiring a more geographically optimised team

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Maybe you should have considered that when employing me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

You don't tell me my hiring policy, you're on thin ice meatsnake
Thin...


...ice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)

youtu.be/Ft7-xEiwvJw
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:22, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm fucking bored here anyway, let's see you try and get rid of me and I'll pull out all my 'unfair dismissal' experience.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:23, Reply)

*accesses meatsnake's internet history*
* fires without warning or recompense*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

There's a pic doing the rounds that looks like a zombie outbreak.
It's people trying to get on replacement buses.
If folk knew about it why weren't they making alternative plans?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:18, Reply)

What plans would you suggest oh wise one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Taxi, bus routes, hire one of them bikes, walk, get a lift from a colleague.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Join the picket line.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:45, Reply)

There were loads of morons looking puzzled at closed stations this morning.
Having said that, there aren't as many buses and taxis available as there are displaced commuters, I would assume, so queuing and disruption is inevitable.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:21, Reply)

hmmm but like what?
the taxis are fully booked. there is nowhere to park. you can walk some or all of it, but not everyone can do that. not everyone wants to or can ride a bike. etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Time to lend your support to the RMT union and bring about some pressure on their employers to resolve this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Haha you're such a prick

( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:32, Reply)

it is difficult to take somebody seriously when they instantly start calling people names when something's said they don't like.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:36, Reply)

that was the best piece of internet we've had in ages

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2224709
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

PEMIS BREATH DISAGREES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)

^spastic cunt

( Kroney, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:48, Reply)

fuck that
i'd rather walk in every day than support people who think their jobs should be sacred. plus the people in the unions are so.......... grey and dirty and ugly. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Excuses excuses.
Please have your desk cleared out by 5pm.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Nobody knew how to queue. They weren't Briitish I'm telling you now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Apr 2014, 11:41, Reply)