here try this on for size
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/10176246_10152398794275185_261125119734943387_n.jpg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Trainers need more green

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

that might be too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

i'm speaking generally rather than with those 'not as bad as i thought as i imagined pastel shades' trousers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)

you and me and like trouser sock budies

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)

my green trainers are AWESOME

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:55, Reply)

i concur

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Swipe made a real mess of pretending to like them when all she could manage to say was "They're very.....bright"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

to be fair to here they do say red and green should never be seen
so she probably doesn't want to clash
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)

We'd look Christmassy!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

sexeh eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

For a clown, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)

jealous much?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Not at all, no
I have no desire to look like a children's TV character
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

i could chop your arm off if you like?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I bet Postman Pat gets masses of poon
He's got a dick for a nose
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

oooh bandy legs! have your knees fallen out with one another?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:53, Reply)

that's just how I'm standing i think

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

put your feet together. are your kneecaps touching nicely, looking in surprise at one another, or turning away and refusing to meet one another's gaze?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)

they are adjacent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

hmmmmm
ok, this once i'll believe you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Yeah ok, they look dreadful
And what were you thinking of with those shoes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:55, Reply)

i was thinking i'd like to kick one up your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)

ON WEDNESDAYS
WE WEAR PINK
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)

maybe i'll wear them to Norwich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Only if it's a Wednesday

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Seriously, shut up about mean girls
no-one has seen it!
( Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

and yet you knew this was a quote?
I assumed it was in reference to my orsum trousers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Yeh cos of Darth on Facebook

( Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:02, Reply)

You really should watch it
It's funny as fuck. And then you could join in!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:03, Reply)

i've seen it
it's for teenage girls and doesn't resonate with me at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:04, Reply)

People who use phrases like
"doesn't resonate with me at all" are exactly the reason why people hate film critics. Look at Barry Norman. He was a right miserable cunt, because he never got any. Circle of Life.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Boo you whore

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:01, Reply)

\o/
I put a pink shirt on today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 11:28, Reply)