I'm no cook, but chicken stuffed with sun dried tomatoes and wrapped in ham or bacon is nice
why does everyone think that Bob Hoskins will read all of the internet, including their fb updates now he's dead?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Nowt else to do?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)

i guess
perhaps that's what heaven is, a bunch of people sat about reading other peoples' fb updates. I guess if you're beyond life you're also beyond privacy settings, so even the ones who told him to RIP on their private newsfeed could be read
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)

So there was no heaven before facebook? Or has it upgraded?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)

before they did other things
like crochet or something. I think I did more crochet pre facebook anyway. I'm not dead yet, thouogh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)

it would be the first thing you did
well, after haunting the shit out of anyone you hated whilst alive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36, Reply)

i suppose it's like when you count
the number of birthday messages you get, rather than actually reading them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)

you'd make a great haunted pleather jacket

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)

Haha awesome
"woooo my pockets smell of stale rolling baccy and I'm unsuccessful with women wooooooo I don't pay for pizza wooooooo"
( Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41, Reply)

'I shall jam my zip at inappropriate times
...and catch on doorways when you're trying to look cool'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)

oh god no, i only ever wanted that fat twat to fuck off, and now he has done
there are people i'd much rather haunt. i think i'd start with davina mccall. woooooo, you're shit and untalented.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44, Reply)

Wasn't she a smackhead as well?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Yep
I think she sucked on the Clapton cock too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)

it's much easier to just not watch her on telly
than bother hating her, haunting is such an effort, too - use it on proper bastards
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46, Reply)

See also Claudia Winkleman, her apparent protogee. Always just behind.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I'd proper give Winkleman one

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:11, Reply)

It's a circus. Who can woe the best in public.
Someone's dead so I can get more retweets!

JESUS DIED FOR YOU RT
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39, Reply)

grief athletes
MY OPINION COUNTS THE MOST!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:42, Reply)